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April Fool’s Day

We love a good joke here at Columbus Underground, so once a year we pretend that we’re writers for The Onion and make up local news stories that spoof popular topics, events or local people… all in good fun.

April Fools Day: White Castle Launches Bath Product Line

Best of CU Best of CU April Fools Day: White Castle Launches Bath Product Line

According to a press release issued by White Castle representatives, the company is planning to release a new line of bath and beauty products aimed at hardcore fans of the locally-based fast food chain. “The 100-year-old family owned company says that on April 1, it will introduce three bath products created to look and smell […]

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April Fools Day: Seventh Son Brewing Launches NFT Beers For Sale

Best of CU Best of CU April Fools Day: Seventh Son Brewing Launches NFT Beers For Sale

Press Release: Seventh Son is pleased to announce that it is diving headfirst into the virtual world with an exciting new series of beers called “Dark Web”.  “We have always tried to innovate and consciously push the boundary of what is, and is not, craft beer,” stated Co-Founder Collin Castore. “Does a beer need to be […]

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April Fools Day: Mikey’s Late Night Slice to open first of its kind “Sit Down” Restaurant 

Best of CU Best of CU April Fools Day: Mikey’s Late Night Slice to open first of its kind “Sit Down” Restaurant 

New location to feature revolutionary inside dining area with “chairs” and “seats”   Press Release: Some are saying the restaurant scene in Central Ohio, and possibly the world, will never be the same as forward thinking and well-endowed pizza shop, Mikey’s Late Night Slice prepares to open a new location with “seats” located inside the restaurant. Considered one of the most intuitive fast-casual brands in the industry and far ahead of its time, Late Night Slice […]

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April Fools’ Day Cancelled by Coronavirus

Walker Evans Walker Evans April Fools’ Day Cancelled by Coronavirus

April Fools’ Day is one of our absolute favorite holidays of the year. It’s the one time we get to embrace “fake news” and pretend that we write for The Onion for just one day. But this year we’ve opted to forgo our tradition due to the serious and destructive effects of the Coronavirus Pandemic. […]

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April Fool’s Day: Bridge Park Adding LeVeque Tower

Walker Evans Walker Evans April Fool’s Day: Bridge Park Adding LeVeque Tower

The ever-expanding Bridge Park development in Dublin is getting a large new update during its next phase of construction. Representatives with developer Crawford Hoying and the City of Dublin jointly announced today that Bridge Park will soon be getting its very own LeVeque Tower. “We couldn’t be more excited to have this new addition for […]

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April Fool’s Day: City of Columbus Contracts Bird Scooters to Replace Vehicle Fleet

Walker Evans Walker Evans April Fool’s Day: City of Columbus Contracts Bird Scooters to Replace Vehicle Fleet

Officials with the City of Columbus announced this morning that the Department of Public Service would be entering into a unique agreement with Bird Scooters to replace the city’s entire vehicle fleet. Touted as a cost-saving move, officials praised the startup tech company’s innovative private transportation mode as the way of the future. “Through our […]

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April Fool’s Day: Local Record Shop Adds Self-Checkout Technology

 News April Fool’s Day: Local Record Shop Adds Self-Checkout Technology

The Clintonville Record retailer known as Elizabeth’s Records (named after the owners 13 year old daughter) may be number 13th best in the local record retail community but, starting today, they will be number one in record store technology. Thanato Technology approached the owner, David Lewis, about turning the store into a test location for a […]

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