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The Ohio Deli & The Dagwood Challenge

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  • #172715

    CDS sherman
    Member

    i squeeze the cut over my barnyard buster because i dont like the white gravy…

    #172716

    laChewla
    Participant

    3 minutes from now you will all be done.

    And probably feel like shit.

    Speaking of shit… In some sick sad version of CU, I think it would only be appropriate for you all to take photographs documenting the gigantic dumps you take after this challenge. It would be like a secondary contest. And we’d all know who used the “fiber method”.

    Sorry. I am gross.

    #172718

    Tigertree
    Member

    No results yet? What the hell?

    #172717
    Walker Evans
    Walker Evans
    Keymaster

    Sopressata has the official list of names and time of completion. I’ll let her post them up. :D

    #172719

    Cyclist
    Member

    Well, I will let the official record keeping release the winner.

    #172720

    kitsune27
    Member

    official dagwood eating competition record:

    winner – zach (cyclist): 11 min

    jeff: 11 min 30 sec

    daniel (skreened): 15 min

    shawn (Swan): 17 min

    jim (cmhgourmand): 18 min

    mike (Mike): 27 min

    chris (CDS sherman): 29 min 30 sec

    roland (Roland): dropped out

    joey(NDcent): dropped out

    dave (coremodels): dropped out

    jim (JimL2): dropped out

    #172721
    Coremodels
    Coremodels
    Participant

    Big congrats to Zach on a well-earned victory…and to Swan for actually eating pie afterwards (maniac), and to all those who are much better men than I :oops:

    #172722

    kitsune27
    Member

    #172723
    Coremodels
    Coremodels
    Participant

    I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m pretty hurt LOL!

    #172724

    HeySquare
    Participant

    That was a monstrous sandwich. I was afraid just watching you guys eat it. It was the Godzilla of sandwiches.

    But the best was watching Jeff dunk the bread. I salute you… you were a madman on that sandwich! (and I hope you don’t die from gastric blockage)

    And it was indeed the fries that killed them.

    I laughed. I laughed so hard I cried. It was better than “Cats”.

    #172725

    Jim Lauwers
    Participant

    Core, I am going to kill you. I think my stomach just fell out through a large ragged hole where my belly button used to be.

    I may have found Josh Matko on facebook. Waiting for a reply. If it’s him I’m going to chase him around the virtual block shouting “HOLY SHIT IT’S JOSH MATKO!!”

    Even if it’s not him, I think Walker should still film an interview asking what it’s like to share a name and vague facial features with the man who destroyed the Dagwood in six minutes…

    #172726
    Coremodels
    Coremodels
    Participant

    JimL2 wrote Core, I am going to kill you. I think my stomach just fell out through a large ragged hole where my belly button used to be.

    I may have found Josh Matko on facebook. Waiting for a reply. If it’s him I’m going to chase him around the virtual block shouting “HOLY SHIT IT’S JOSH MATKO!!”

    Even if it’s not him, I think Walker should still film an interview asking what it’s like to share a name and vague facial features with the man who destroyed the Dagwood in six minutes…

    :lol:

    I feel ya brutha, I’m hurting BIG TIME too!

    And keep us up on the pursuit of Josh Matko, the man is a legend!!!

    #172727

    kitsune27
    Member

    JimL2 wrote I may have found Josh Matko on facebook. Waiting for a reply. If it’s him I’m going to chase him around the virtual block shouting “HOLY SHIT IT’S JOSH MATKO!!”

    Even if it’s not him, I think Walker should still film an interview asking what it’s like to share a name and vague facial features with the man who destroyed the Dagwood in six minutes…

    oh, it’s him. he posted a thread from CU discussing the dagwood.

    #172728

    Jim Lauwers
    Participant

    Josh Matko, Scourge of the Dagwood wrote yeah, that’s me. 6 minutes. Afterward I didn’t eat for 2 days.

    Edit: I asked him if he’d be so kind as to consider a video interview. I always knew Facebook would help me make an ass out of myself to total strangers.

    Edit: I just realized I was referencing Akira earlier, with that talk about my stomach. You know, the hallucination Tetsuo has after he stalls Kaneda’s bike? Yes you do, right before the government agents re-capture him. I can’t find a screencap and I’m too drunk to find my DVD copy. Anyway, sorry about referencing Akira, it won’t happen again. Thanks!

    Edit: JOSH FUCKING MATKO!!!

    #172729

    CDS sherman
    Member

    look at my dumb ass looking the other way in the group shot…. with a tape measure of all things :P

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