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The best writeup on Columbus Craigslist I've ever seen

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  • #115474

    CooperGuy
    Member

    rus said:
    There’s been bikini car washes… bikini coffee shops… ya know, it wouldn’t surprise me.

    They’ve been around awhile. Making good money I hear.

    http://bikinilawn.com/

    #115475
    rus
    rus
    Participant

    CooperGuy said:
    They’ve been around awhile. Making good money I hear.

    http://bikinilawn.com/

    $75 per 1/4 acre… yeah, I’d say it’s good money.

    #115476

    ToddAnders
    Blocked

    http://columbus.craigslist.org/mob/2536213528.html

    Free phone! Piece-of-$h!t Motorola Cliq (Columbus, Ohio)

    I am giving away my one year old “smart phone” Motorola Cliq. It pains me terribly to do so, but ultimately it is a sacrifice I need to make. Though I do need to make some notations as to its conditions.

    What it CAN’T do:
    – does not understand the concept of WiFi, GPS, or any numeric notion of a “G-Network.”
    – does not comprehend that texts are something to be sent or received.
    – frequently drops calls.
    – frequently forgets to sound programmed alarms.
    – volume can not be changed unless within system settings.
    – can not navigate the Internet or download most “cool” apps due to incompatibility from its 1.5 firmware version.

    What it CAN do:
    – “butt dial” random address book entries.
    – prank dial random phone numbers.
    – distort your voice to other callers so you sound like a cracked out alien.
    – fall out of pockets or off tables at inopportune times into things (eg. soup, dirty toilets, scum-infested ponds.)
    – freeze and lock up like Ft. Knox.
    – view Facebook (but you can’t always post/reply.)

    This free phone may or may not have been ran over by my car intentionally due to said above issues. It has no tech support network by either my cell provider or the manufacturer. It also has no warranty and is being “sold as is.” If the above concerns are something you are capable and willing to tolerate, I can best be contacted by email. Serious inquiries only please.

    #115477
    Snarf
    Snarf
    Participant

    #115478
    Coremodels
    Coremodels
    Participant
    #115479

    Mister Shifter
    Participant
    #115480

    lifeontwowheels
    Participant

    Mister Shifter said:
    HELL. YES.

    http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/cto/2977737272.html

    My vote is still going to Gumnut.

    #115481

    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Today my ’07 Prius wasn’t totaled; it was “totaled out”. The difference being that it ended in a preposition with. We WERE looking at used Priususes, but we must have that car. I can’t grow a full beard. Could I get a hirsute surrogate buyer?

    #115482
    Walker Evans
    Walker Evans
    Keymaster

    Hipster-ass Hipster Bike for Hipsters

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nor/2896467643.html

    #115483

    Oak
    Participant

    +1 Hipster-ass Hipster Bike
    For seriously – buy my scooter. Maybe I just need to re-write the really dry “here it is” ad to something worthy of becoming viral and the thing will sell. Maybe I can get Austin Davis to write my ad since he writes screenplays. :)

    #115484

    Twixlen
    Participant

    This isn’t so amazing as a write-up as it is intriguing –

    http://columbus.craigslist.org/laf/3071913050.html

    Found – 2 Farm animals (Clintonville, Indianola)

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    Date: 2012-06-11, 7:35PM EDT
    Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
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    please identify by giving a description of what you are missing.

    •Location: Clintonville, Indianola
    •it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
    PostingID: 3071913050

    #115485

    ricospaz
    Participant

    Twixlen said:
    This isn’t so amazing as a write-up as it is intriguing –

    http://columbus.craigslist.org/laf/3071913050.html

    Found – 2 Farm animals (Clintonville, Indianola)

    ——————————————————————————–
    Date: 2012-06-11, 7:35PM EDT
    Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
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    please identify by giving a description of what you are missing.

    •Location: Clintonville, Indianola
    •it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
    PostingID: 3071913050

    Chickens or goats? or chickens riding goats?

    #115486

    misskitty
    Participant

    True Story: Battle Asses.

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    Date: 2007-05-02, 1:25PM CDT

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    Sorry, I don’t have anything to post about layoffs or politics, but I DO have another story from the Public Bathroom. Enjoy.

    HAHAHAH Here……..

    #115487
    Snarf
    Snarf
    Participant
    #115488

    ricospaz
    Participant
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