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Proposed bill will make beastiality illegal in Ohio

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    House bill would make sex with animals a felony

    Thursday, June 30, 2011

    BY JOSH JARMAN

    THE COLUMBUS DISPATCH

    You can love your pet, just don’t love your pet.

    That’s the message of a new House bill introduced yesterday that would make bestiality, or sexual relations with animals, a felony offense in the state. The bill was prompted by the arrest of a Shelby man earlier this month after authorities said he adopted a dog from the Richland County Animal Shelter so he could have sex with it.

    READ MORE: http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2011/06/30/house-bill-would-make-sexwithanimalsafelony.html?sid=101

    #450051

    DonnaTate
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    I just threw up in my mouth a little bit…

    #450052

    cc
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    What worries me is all of those people finding out it is not illegal.

    #450053

    berdawn
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    How many jobs will this create?

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    rus
    rus
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    cc wrote >>
    What worries me is all of those people finding out it is not illegal.

    Figure if someone thinks of a pet shop when they hear the phrase “get a little pussy” they’re not too concerned about legalities.

    #450055

    shirtandpants
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    This is what lawmakers are choosing to spend their time on? Give me a fucking break.

    #450056

    Roland
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    Can they add a clause to include animal-furniture relationships? My twisted cat is into golden showers and I could use a little help from law enforcement.

    #450057

    Alex Silbajoris
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    Feh. If you want to see abuse of animals, look into the commercial breeding industries. Look up “caslick” for example, or maybe “crump method” for something more festive.

    You can confine them, you can restrain them, you can mutilate them, you can kill them, good for you! But no sex, that’s abuse.

    BTW what happened to that guy’s dog? Was she put down?

    #450058

    Twixlen
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    She probably got pregnant & is in hiding…

    #450059

    myliftkk
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    I’m sure glad that we’ll be devoting our shrinking number of law officers time to cruising pet-boffing micro communities as opposed to say preventing things like armed robbery.

    This dovetails quite nicely with the Hansen thread I think. How long before NBC airs “To Catch A Goat-Fucker”?

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    rus
    rus
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    Twixlen wrote >>
    She probably got pregnant & is in hiding…

    Soon to make a tearful appearance on maury povich as the paternity test is revealed…

    “Yes, he’s the father!”
    “ruff ruff boooowowwww… ”

    #450061

    Alex Silbajoris
    Participant

    Wait, now maybe LEOs will now go to online chatrooms and pretend to be animals.

    #450062

    Tenzo
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    If they are both animals does that cancel it out?

    #450063

    Tenzo
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    This bill is disturbing on many levels

    1) That there actually has to be a bill telling people this is wrong.
    2) That this is considered of such high importance that it takes priority over the other bills.

    <insert snide Columbus cow comment here.>

    #450064

    lifeontwowheels
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    rus wrote >>

    cc wrote >>
    What worries me is all of those people finding out it is not illegal.

    Figure if someone thinks of a pet shop when they hear the phrase “get a little pussy” they’re not too concerned about legalities.

    If there was ever a reason to bring back CU sig lines, this is it.

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