Noisy poor kids in Bicentennial Park Fountain
June 4, 2014 11:36 pm at 11:36 pm #1021680
Diminishing returns indeed. Put a fork in this one.June 4, 2014 11:49 pm at 11:49 pm #1021700
Diminishing returns indeed. Put a fork in this one.
Agreed. Some people have no sense of comedic timing.June 5, 2014 12:01 am at 12:01 am #1021716
B- .. a little too obvious with the race baiting, but it is still funny to imagine an 80 year old racist lawyer buying a downtown condo to get away from it allJune 5, 2014 12:43 am at 12:43 am #1021734
Well now you’ve gone and ruined what could’ve been gold.
Just go ahead and bookend this with a solid “get off my lawn!” and call it a day.June 5, 2014 9:53 am at 9:53 am #1022227
I can’t even lie, the first couple of post from the OP was hilarious to readJune 5, 2014 9:55 am at 9:55 am #1022230
Needed more veiled references to “those people”June 5, 2014 9:58 am at 9:58 am #1022232
Walker, could you move this discussion to the Topic “Nightlife”, where it belongs.June 5, 2014 10:17 am at 10:17 am #1022236
Not that TomParticipant
The incessant laughter and shouting drives me crazy. It is a public nuisance and I intend to see it destroyed.
Right about there is where it went from run-of-the-mill villainy to outright supervillainyJune 5, 2014 10:48 am at 10:48 am #1022246
Watch out, concerned citizen might release the dogs or the bees or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you.June 5, 2014 10:48 am at 10:48 am #1022247
When children are outlawed, only outlaws will have children.June 5, 2014 10:49 am at 10:49 am #1022248
Why can’t all of those three year olds screaming with delight just go out and get jobs instead?
Buncha lazy assholes.June 5, 2014 11:37 am at 11:37 am #1022281
He’s either a really grumpy, spiteful, lonely old man or someone who thinks they have a since of humor, but really doesn’t. I’ll run through those fountains screaming like a little kid whenever I damn well please.June 5, 2014 12:03 pm at 12:03 pm #1022305
“You kids get off of
mythe public’s lawnfountain!”
Those fountains should be restricted to noisy rich kids. Or maybe quiet poor kids. Or maybe noisy poor adults? I’m having more and more trouble keeping my crotchetiness triggers straight as I get older. And Medicare doesn’t cover crotchetiness therapy anymore.
Thanks Obama!June 5, 2014 12:24 pm at 12:24 pm #1022310
You have to admit though, the headline is attention grabbing. I saw it and immediately thought well I definitely have to see where this is going.
Reminds me of those really funny and clever Amazon reviews, only less clever and funny.June 5, 2014 2:12 pm at 2:12 pm #1022366
There is people like this out there?
Besides that obvious question, I liked the part when he complained about living quietly yet he lives in the downtown area of the 15th largest city in America and lives right beside a major interstate through Ohio. Hahah. Welcome to Columbus ya’ll!
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