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Noisy poor kids in Bicentennial Park Fountain

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    Mister Shifter
    Participant

    Diminishing returns indeed. Put a fork in this one.

    #1021700
    Walker Evans
    Walker Evans
    Keymaster

    Diminishing returns indeed. Put a fork in this one.

    Agreed. Some people have no sense of comedic timing.

    #1021716

    NerosNeptune
    Participant

    B- .. a little too obvious with the race baiting, but it is still funny to imagine an 80 year old racist lawyer buying a downtown condo to get away from it all

    #1021734

    Coy
    Participant

    Well now you’ve gone and ruined what could’ve been gold.

    Just go ahead and bookend this with a solid “get off my lawn!” and call it a day.

    #1022227

    wtr1906
    Participant

    I can’t even lie, the first couple of post from the OP was hilarious to read

    #1022230

    Aaron Marshall
    Participant

    Needed more veiled references to “those people”

    #1022232

    Anonymous
    Inactive

    Walker, could you move this discussion to the Topic “Nightlife”, where it belongs.

    #1022236
    Not that Tom
    Not that Tom
    Participant

    The incessant laughter and shouting drives me crazy. It is a public nuisance and I intend to see it destroyed.

    Right about there is where it went from run-of-the-mill villainy to outright supervillainy

    mr burns

    #1022246

    GCrites80s
    Participant

    Watch out, concerned citizen might release the dogs or the bees or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you.

    #1022247

    Alex Silbajoris
    Participant

    When children are outlawed, only outlaws will have children.

    #1022248
    Walker Evans
    Walker Evans
    Keymaster

    Why can’t all of those three year olds screaming with delight just go out and get jobs instead?

    Buncha lazy assholes.

    #1022281
    Jason Powell
    Jason Powell
    Participant

    He’s either a really grumpy, spiteful, lonely old man or someone who thinks they have a since of humor, but really doesn’t. I’ll run through those fountains screaming like a little kid whenever I damn well please.

    #1022305

    gramarye
    Participant

    “You kids get off of my the public’s lawn fountain!”

    Those fountains should be restricted to noisy rich kids. Or maybe quiet poor kids. Or maybe noisy poor adults? I’m having more and more trouble keeping my crotchetiness triggers straight as I get older. And Medicare doesn’t cover crotchetiness therapy anymore.

    Thanks Obama!

    #1022310
    King Gambrinus
    King Gambrinus
    Participant

    You have to admit though, the headline is attention grabbing. I saw it and immediately thought well I definitely have to see where this is going.

    Reminds me of those really funny and clever Amazon reviews, only less clever and funny.

    #1022366
    Caleb
    Caleb
    Participant

    There is people like this out there?

    Besides that obvious question, I liked the part when he complained about living quietly yet he lives in the downtown area of the 15th largest city in America and lives right beside a major interstate through Ohio. Hahah. Welcome to Columbus ya’ll!

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