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February 14, 2013 12:54 am at 12:54 am #533864

Rockmastermike
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Coremodels said:
Did you feel your father was neglecting?
Other jobs with drug tests rejecting?
We’re hiring today
In singles we’ll pay
Please be less than 6 months expecting.

*snort*

February 14, 2013 2:04 am at 2:04 am #533865

myliftkk
Participant

^ nice job

All in all, I’m roundly impressed by the CU community’s ability to step up their ridicule to more elegant linguistic forms.

February 14, 2013 2:46 am at 2:46 am #533866

M.O.
Participant

Coremodels said:
Did you feel your father was neglecting?
Other jobs with drug tests rejecting?
We’re hiring today
In singles we’ll pay
Please be less than 6 months expecting.

So many brilliant entries, but there can only be one winner.

February 14, 2013 3:27 am at 3:27 am #533867

Alex Silbajoris
Participant

My favorite:

There once was a young man from Kent,
whose nose was unusually bent.
One day, he chose
to follow that nose,
and nobody knows where he went.

February 14, 2013 2:51 pm at 2:51 pm #533868

Snarf
Participant

Mister Shifter said:
This thread sums up why I love CU.

I’ll feel better once Walker offers up a haiku.

February 14, 2013 3:04 pm at 3:04 pm #533869

murfmurphy
Participant

Coremodels said:
Did you feel your father was neglecting?
Other jobs with drug tests rejecting?
We’re hiring today
In singles we’ll pay
Please be less than 6 months expecting.

February 14, 2013 3:05 pm at 3:05 pm #533870

geoyui
Participant

Snarf said:
I’ll feel better once Walker offers up a haiku.

What about haikus that include Walker?

February 14, 2013 3:14 pm at 3:14 pm #533871

Mister Shifter
Participant

Coremodels said:
Did you feel your father was neglecting?
Other jobs with drug tests rejecting?
We’re hiring today
In singles we’ll pay
Please be less than 6 months expecting.

February 14, 2013 3:53 pm at 3:53 pm #533872

Walker Evans
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geoyui said:
What about haikus that include Walker?

I’ll write a Haiku if that will prevent that from happening. ;)

February 14, 2013 5:16 pm at 5:16 pm #533873

M.O.
Participant

Walker said:
I’ll write a Haiku if that will prevent that from happening. ;)

I’m afraid your 20-minute deadline for producing the protective phrases has expired.

Walker host to
Saints wags and miscreants
Trapped in a strip club haiku
That breaks the 5-7-5 rule

February 14, 2013 5:17 pm at 5:17 pm #533874

murfmurphy
Participant

Kept to the point
And civility present
Walker is content

*edited from happy to content because I like it better.

February 14, 2013 5:27 pm at 5:27 pm #533875

Rockmastermike
Participant

Now back to Hiaku
Walker still does not post one
This could get ugly

February 14, 2013 5:30 pm at 5:30 pm #533876

geoyui
Participant

Walker is witty
await his little ditty
nothing … how shitty

February 14, 2013 5:53 pm at 5:53 pm #533877

Alex Silbajoris
Participant

Nipples jiggle well.
Dollar bills rustle softly.
No place to tuck cash.

February 14, 2013 6:09 pm at 6:09 pm #533878

marcfromroadhouse
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there goes the contentment
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