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    Rockmastermike
    Participant

    Coremodels said:
    Did you feel your father was neglecting?
    Other jobs with drug tests rejecting?
    We’re hiring today
    In singles we’ll pay
    Please be less than 6 months expecting.

    *snort*

    #533865

    myliftkk
    Participant

    ^ nice job

    All in all, I’m roundly impressed by the CU community’s ability to step up their ridicule to more elegant linguistic forms.

    #533866

    M.O.
    Participant

    Coremodels said:
    Did you feel your father was neglecting?
    Other jobs with drug tests rejecting?
    We’re hiring today
    In singles we’ll pay
    Please be less than 6 months expecting.

    So many brilliant entries, but there can only be one winner.

    #533867

    Alex Silbajoris
    Participant

    My favorite:

    There once was a young man from Kent,
    whose nose was unusually bent.
    One day, he chose
    to follow that nose,
    and nobody knows where he went.

    #533868
    Snarf
    Snarf
    Participant

    Mister Shifter said:
    This thread sums up why I love CU.

    I’ll feel better once Walker offers up a haiku.

    #533869
    murfmurphy
    murfmurphy
    Participant

    Coremodels said:
    Did you feel your father was neglecting?
    Other jobs with drug tests rejecting?
    We’re hiring today
    In singles we’ll pay
    Please be less than 6 months expecting.

    #533870

    geoyui
    Participant

    Snarf said:
    I’ll feel better once Walker offers up a haiku.

    What about haikus that include Walker?

    #533871

    Mister Shifter
    Participant

    Coremodels said:
    Did you feel your father was neglecting?
    Other jobs with drug tests rejecting?
    We’re hiring today
    In singles we’ll pay
    Please be less than 6 months expecting.

    #533872
    Walker Evans
    Walker Evans
    Keymaster

    geoyui said:
    What about haikus that include Walker?

    I’ll write a Haiku if that will prevent that from happening. ;)

    #533873

    M.O.
    Participant

    Walker said:
    I’ll write a Haiku if that will prevent that from happening. ;)

    I’m afraid your 20-minute deadline for producing the protective phrases has expired.

    Walker host to
    Saints wags and miscreants
    Trapped in a strip club haiku
    That breaks the 5-7-5 rule

    #533874
    murfmurphy
    murfmurphy
    Participant

    Kept to the point
    And civility present
    Walker is content

    *edited from happy to content because I like it better.

    #533875

    Rockmastermike
    Participant

    Now back to Hiaku
    Walker still does not post one
    This could get ugly

    #533876

    geoyui
    Participant

    Walker is witty
    await his little ditty
    nothing … how shitty

    #533877

    Alex Silbajoris
    Participant

    Nipples jiggle well.
    Dollar bills rustle softly.
    No place to tuck cash.

    #533878

    there goes the contentment

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