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Bill Proposed to Phase Out Ohio Income Tax

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    rus
    rus
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    kit444 wrote >>

    rus wrote >>
    Budget like that, and you’re looking at door to door maglev service. Heck, even politicians couldn’t spend ALL that money on hookers and blow.

    “Hookers and blow for everyone!” I think I have my campaign slogan.

    Oh it sounds good, but you know it would never work. There’d be some activist group wanting to treat the hookers as human ( pshaw… as if! ) and demand they be let off leash in public parks. Then people would complain that some people were getting too much of the daily blow ration ( you know… those people ) and you’d have a lot of wide awake jittery paranoid people typing furiously on the dispatch message boards…

    …wait. OK, big plus that the program can pay for itself under Bear’s tax plan. :)

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    Bear
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    rus wrote >>

    kit444 wrote >>

    rus wrote >>
    Budget like that, and you’re looking at door to door maglev service. Heck, even politicians couldn’t spend ALL that money on hookers and blow.

    “Hookers and blow for everyone!” I think I have my campaign slogan.

    Oh it sounds good, but you know it would never work. There’d be some activist group wanting to treat the hookers as human ( pshaw… as if! ) and demand they be let off leash in public parks. Then people would complain that some people were getting too much of the daily blow ration ( you know… those people ) and you’d have a lot of wide awake jittery paranoid people typing furiously on the dispatch message boards…
    …wait. OK, big plus that the program can pay for itself under Bear’s tax plan. :)

    I don’t actually think that you can get an ever-increasing cocaine-revenue spiral, though, or even one that holds perfectly steady over time… it’d violate the First Law of Blowdynamics.

    #376158
    rus
    rus
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    Bear wrote >>

    rus wrote >>

    kit444 wrote >>

    rus wrote >>
    Budget like that, and you’re looking at door to door maglev service. Heck, even politicians couldn’t spend ALL that money on hookers and blow.

    “Hookers and blow for everyone!” I think I have my campaign slogan.

    Oh it sounds good, but you know it would never work. There’d be some activist group wanting to treat the hookers as human ( pshaw… as if! ) and demand they be let off leash in public parks. Then people would complain that some people were getting too much of the daily blow ration ( you know… those people ) and you’d have a lot of wide awake jittery paranoid people typing furiously on the dispatch message boards…
    …wait. OK, big plus that the program can pay for itself under Bear’s tax plan. :)

    I don’t actually think that you can get an ever-increasing cocaine-revenue spiral, though, or even one that holds perfectly steady over time… it’d violate the First Law of Blowdynamics.

    Ow.

    #376159

    gramarye
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    You can’t win, you can’t break even, and it takes a 12-step program to quit the game?

    #376160

    10sun
    Member

    Uh, eliminating the income tax will place a disproportionate burden upon property owning retirees beyond that which they currently see.

    Granted, most receive social security & pensions which the younger generations pay for. I’m torn.

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