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1997 Dodge Ram 1500 4x4

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    GCrites80s
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    1997 Dodge Ram 1500

    5.2L Magnum V8 (318ci)

    Automatic trans.

    4X4

    Sport model

    Alpine AM/FM CD player

    146,xxx miles

    Runs well

    Bedliner

    Trailer hitch

    Will eventually need transfer case work

    No muffler or tailpipes (rusted off)

    Tear in driver’s seat

    Headliner needs repair

    Hood and hinges somewhat bent

    Good hard-working truck

    Receipts for maintenance and repairs

    2 doors: this is a TRUCK, not a minivan.

    No GPS: you tell the truck where to go, not the other way around.

    Rust: Chicks dig it

    Cap: that’s right, no more buying hotel rooms when you can just sleep in the parking lot and steal their internet.

    Mud tires: Now you don’t have to feel bad about passing snowplows. May be why the truck rusted.

    Hood hinges and hood: Ever gotten a recall notice in the mail and thought, “Recalls are for pussies. And while they’re in there they’re going to hide a tracking bug somewhere underneath”? Well, I didn’t do the recall and the hood flew up on me in front of the Time Warner office building on Olentangy. Everyone inside watched with glee as I did a leg drop from the roof of the truck onto the hood to get it closed in the middle of the street. After that I had the recall done.

    No muffler: Believe it or not, this truck actually sounds pretty good and isn’t really that loud unless you really get on it. If it sounded like a demolition derby car it’d be annoying.

    $2500

    12-8 M-Sa 614-725-4987

    all other times: 740-357-7415

    NO TEXTS; they either won’t go through or will be ignored.

    Want PIX? go over to the craigslist ad here: RAM PIX

    #512390

    GCrites80s
    Participant

    Bump. You know you want to RULE THE STREETS.

    #512391

    Cheeser
    Member

    Hey. Your truck isn’t street legal. It isn’t a sought-after model. It’s rusted. And white. And has 150k miles. It isn’t worth more than $1,000. Nagging hipsters riding fixies on the internet ain’t gonna sell it.

    #512392

    GCrites80s
    Participant

    You’re one heck of a negotiator.

    #512393
    Snarf
    Snarf
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    I’d think the sing of those mud terrains dissolving on the pavement would really drown out any excessive exhaust noise.

    #512394

    GCrites80s
    Participant

    Yes they do, actually. WOMWOMWOMWOMWOMWOMWOMWOMWOM

    #512395

    ricospaz
    Participant

    This thing sounds sweet. I’m going to go turf the Commons!

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