August 30, 2012 8:16 pm at 8:16 pm #93518
1997 Dodge Ram 1500
5.2L Magnum V8 (318ci)
Alpine AM/FM CD player
Will eventually need transfer case work
No muffler or tailpipes (rusted off)
Tear in driver’s seat
Headliner needs repair
Hood and hinges somewhat bent
Good hard-working truck
Receipts for maintenance and repairs
2 doors: this is a TRUCK, not a minivan.
No GPS: you tell the truck where to go, not the other way around.
Rust: Chicks dig it
Cap: that’s right, no more buying hotel rooms when you can just sleep in the parking lot and steal their internet.
Mud tires: Now you don’t have to feel bad about passing snowplows. May be why the truck rusted.
Hood hinges and hood: Ever gotten a recall notice in the mail and thought, “Recalls are for pussies. And while they’re in there they’re going to hide a tracking bug somewhere underneath”? Well, I didn’t do the recall and the hood flew up on me in front of the Time Warner office building on Olentangy. Everyone inside watched with glee as I did a leg drop from the roof of the truck onto the hood to get it closed in the middle of the street. After that I had the recall done.
No muffler: Believe it or not, this truck actually sounds pretty good and isn’t really that loud unless you really get on it. If it sounded like a demolition derby car it’d be annoying.
12-8 M-Sa 614-725-4987
all other times: 740-357-7415
NO TEXTS; they either won’t go through or will be ignored.
Want PIX? go over to the craigslist ad here: RAM PIXSeptember 4, 2012 8:50 pm at 8:50 pm #512390
Bump. You know you want to RULE THE STREETS.September 5, 2012 12:32 am at 12:32 am #512391
Hey. Your truck isn’t street legal. It isn’t a sought-after model. It’s rusted. And white. And has 150k miles. It isn’t worth more than $1,000. Nagging hipsters riding fixies on the internet ain’t gonna sell it.September 5, 2012 5:09 pm at 5:09 pm #512392
You’re one heck of a negotiator.September 5, 2012 5:40 pm at 5:40 pm #512393
I’d think the sing of those mud terrains dissolving on the pavement would really drown out any excessive exhaust noise.September 5, 2012 5:47 pm at 5:47 pm #512394
Yes they do, actually. WOMWOMWOMWOMWOMWOMWOMWOMWOMSeptember 5, 2012 5:50 pm at 5:50 pm #512395
This thing sounds sweet. I’m going to go turf the Commons!
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