Walker wrote I’m going to try to get some of my own entries up this weekend.

Key work being “TRY”.

Yes! Everyone needs to make videos. MikeReed’s right, CV is purple nightshade. What’s worse, we’re looking down on non-viral plebeians as though with a telescope, scoffing. But it’s lonely on the moon, and we don’t want to be up here anyway. We figure, turn the moon into a rainforest. We figure, if enough undergrowth builds up, eventually a Rafflesia arnoldii will flower. But for that to happen, everyone needs to make videos. Right now. You understand? Of course you do. Everyone likes moonflowers.

CV are blazing a path here, folks. Just like Neil Armstrong, the first man on the moon and master of the pratfall. Everyone knows NASA sent their top clown in first to see if it was safe for egos. Well now we’re up here too, and we demand infantry support.

If your videos are terrible, post them anyway. If you don’t have a camera, post them as text. Let’s drown them in unusable ideas work together to brew a fertile peat farm!

Get chopping!!

Sincerely,

Lt. Gen. Convolvulus Arvensis, Moonbase One

Bonus Encouragement Message for Walker:

Key work being “TRY”.

:?

I haven’t seen any other entries or challengers. Has anyone else seen any other Columbus video contest contenders?

Make your own Columbus Promo Video

All right, I am going to bed. My attention was sufficiently unfocused as I scanned down the New Posts page that I read that as something completely different …

:twisted: :shock:

EDIT: And now, going back to p.1, I see I wasn’t alone!

MikeReed wrote Will we see more of these CV videos is my question. Or is this some drunken flash in the pan?

From what I’ve been able to gather, both lemmas are true.

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the Mike Reed bilemma.

We’re also going to push to make ASCII art viral again. Maahhhhh.

Time will tell…

mellotron wrote The one with “Black History Month at the Carabar” smelled of a JimL2 contribution… Am I right?

We’ve talked to This Moment in Black History and they had no idea who JimL2 was, so it doesn’t sound likely.

They had heard of you though, so CV says she encourages everyone to make their own conclusions from that.

(Mellotron did it)

MikeReed wrote The thing about these kids today. Appeal to their sensibility in an authentic way and they’ll follow you into hell cheering.

Assault that sensibility with something perceived as inauthentic or misguided and they can turn vicious rather quickly.

Fortunately, ColumbusVirii has nothing but contempt for the establishment.

Unfortunately, ColumbusVirii has nothing but contempt for kids today.

She predicts unmitigated success. Handjobs and coke parties all around!

Assault that sensibility with something perceived as inauthentic or misguided and they can turn vicious rather quickly.

The only place this can go from here is more swearing and nudity.