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  • #271462
    Snarf
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    LL, you’re late, do not pass go, do not collect $200. (from Parker Brothers famous board game “Monopoly.”) Edit: a subsidy of Hasbro. CYA here ladies and gentlemen, I’m a new snarf!

    4 srs tho guys, srs…this could be like the next “I’m pretty good at derailing threads” thread, only with lots of cursing.

    #271463
    lifeliberty
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    I appoligize for not checking this thread everytime someone posts to it.

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    I saw what appeared to be a Zombie on High st. Staggering along and drooling I think you should raise the warning level ! But then again it could have just been a really drunk guy. Your call! ;)

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    misskitty wrote >>
    I saw what appeared to be a Zombie on High st. Staggering along and drooling I think you should raise the warning level ! But then again it could have just been a really drunk guy. Your call! ;)

    Did you break open the brain case with a hammer just to make sure?

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    Since this thread is about zombies;
    In the interest of public safety, I (me, Tenzo, I wrote it!) have created the Zombie Attack Threat Index (ZATI). This is a five level, color-coded scale which indicates the current Zombie attack threat risk.

    Green – No fuckin’ Zombies around to eat your brains. But don’t get complacent!

    Blue – The undead are slightly restless but still pretty fuckin’ dead. Stay away from cemetaries, just to be sure.

    Yellow – Zombies are stirring from their eternal slumber so you’d better make sure your Zombie-killing weapons are available so you can kill the fuckers.

    Orange – Holy crap, Zombies could attack at any fuckin’ time! Have your weapons ready and get ready to escape to your Zombie-proof bunker. You do have a bunker, right?

    Red – We’re fucked. Zombies are everywhere and eating brains with wild abandon. It’s chaos out there. Look out! There’s one right behind you!

    I (me, Tenzo, I wrote it!) will regularly monitor the Zombie attack threat and notify CU Members (you, the readers, not me ) appropriately. Please check my avatar description for the current threat level.

    Ha ha! Aren’t I clever?
    You can’t find this stuff on the Internet

    Results 1 – 10 of about 33,700 for Zombie Attack Threat Index.
    well, OK, maybe you can find it with google

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    Alex Silbajoris
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    von wrote >>
    what were the vegan’s first words after being turned into a zombie?
    Grains, GRRRRRAAAAAIIIIINNNNSSSS…..
    (for the record, i STOLE this from the internet)

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    rus
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    Seen on a t-shit:

    “Only Zombies like women for their brains”

    #271469
    Jim Lauwers
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    Snarf wrote >>
    jiml2′s sperm belly.

    That’s pretty good, where’d you steal it from?

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    If order to regain contributor of the year status for 2009 I’m going to need more substance, Jimbo.

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    presumably here: SPERM BELLY – HAHAHA

    #271472
    Jim Lauwers
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    I figure I’ll just copy everyone else’s posts and paste them twice into one super-long post under my name on December 30. Automatic flawless victory.

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    Snarf
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    jadedhack wrote >>
    presumably here: SPERM BELLY – HAHAHA

    hahahahaha!!

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    Jim Lauwers
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    Don’t listen to him, Jade, he’s just trying to make you leave so he can take credit for your existence. It’s the ultimate in plagiarism–claiming that you not only are as smart as someone else but that you created them.

    And Jade… by your name I am assuming you are a very attractive lady? I’ll have you know that I will defend your honor for any reason at the drop of a hat. What say we have lunch?

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    Snarf wrote >>

    jadedhack wrote >>
    presumably here: SPERM BELLY – HAHAHA

    hahahahaha!!

    #271476
    jadedhack
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    I just joined, so probably wont leave. Intellectual property is for all to share, right?? from what i have read on other posts, you all dont think personal property rights exist anyway.

    um, no.

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