I figure I'll just copy everyone else's posts and paste them twice into one super-long post under my name on December 30. Automatic flawless victory.
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Posted 4 years ago #
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jadedhack wrote >>
presumably here: SPERM BELLY - HAHAHAhahahahaha!!
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Don't listen to him, Jade, he's just trying to make you leave so he can take credit for your existence. It's the ultimate in plagiarism--claiming that you not only are as smart as someone else but that you created them.
And Jade... by your name I am assuming you are a very attractive lady? I'll have you know that I will defend your honor for any reason at the drop of a hat. What say we have lunch?
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Snarf wrote >>
jadedhack wrote >>
presumably here: SPERM BELLY - HAHAHAhahahahaha!!
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I just joined, so probably wont leave. Intellectual property is for all to share, right?? from what i have read on other posts, you all dont think personal property rights exist anyway.
um, no.
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So what you're telling me is that your body either isn't intellectual, or isn't your property. Because otherwise I would like to share it. Sweatily.
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I reiterate....um, no.
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rus wrote >>
misskitty wrote >>
I saw what appeared to be a Zombie on High st. Staggering along and drooling I think you should raise the warning level ! But then again it could have just been a really drunk guy. Your call! ;)Did you break open the brain case with a hammer just to make sure?
NO! I was thinking about it but also thought if I were to be wrong I would get arrested and then who would pick my son up from school. lol
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Cookie cannot resist my awesome thread...or cake.
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Hmm... infinite insult to content ratio....

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misskitty wrote >>
rus wrote >>
misskitty wrote >>
I saw what appeared to be a Zombie on High st. Staggering along and drooling I think you should raise the warning level ! But then again it could have just been a really drunk guy. Your call! ;)Did you break open the brain case with a hammer just to make sure?
NO! I was thinking about it but also thought if I were to be wrong I would get arrested and then who would pick my son up from school. lol
Kind of a gamble eh?
If it's a drunk, that's murder... heavy duty felony.
On the other hand, if it's a zombie, the worst they could get you for is abuse of a corpse. Think that's just a misdemeanor.
Either way, I don't think they let you keep trophies.
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Zombie Dog approves of this thread
(the real Tenzo after getting back from OSU vet today.)
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The best thing about that emoticon, if you didn't already notice, is the image source...
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Metromix.com interviewed Zombie Walk organizer Kurt Chaney. Read it here http://tinyurl.com/metromixzombie
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yes, i am guilty of attempting shameless self-promotion ;)
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Man ordering food called a zombie, punched twice
Monday, October 26, 2009 7:37 AMIOWA CITY, Iowa (AP) -- Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice. Police said the assault occurred at 1:17 a.m. Sunday at an Iowa City restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus.
A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.
The man then ran out a back door.
The victim was taken by ambulance to a hospital.
http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2009/10/26/offbeat5.html
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er, <ahem>...http://614columbus.com/magazine/10-01-2009/zombies-attack-columbus
shameless, but hoo-larious.Posted 3 years ago #
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