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Hey Snarf. Do you like Fishsticks?
Like...with cilantro lime tartar sauce?
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Zombie Attack Threat Index
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JimL2
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Hi, I came back to this thread. It was snacktime. Walker have you ever thought about redesigning the "hot threads" page as a spiral, where the newest posts are placed at the outer end, and as they get pushed closer in to the center they get smaller and smaller and darker, like they were falling into the void? I think I would use a system like that. It would make the site more like Beyond Good and Evil.
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lifeliberty
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Snarf, it is good ettiquette that if the content is not your own, you post a link. For the record, when I did originally read what you posted I assumed you wrote it. There's no shame in posting a link for what you copied, in fact it is honorable.
Walker, I like fish sticks.
(yeah, yeah, I saw that episode)Posted 4 years ago # -
Snarf
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LL, you're late, do not pass go, do not collect $200. (from Parker Brothers famous board game "Monopoly.") Edit: a subsidy of Hasbro. CYA here ladies and gentlemen, I'm a new snarf!
4 srs tho guys, srs...this could be like the next "I'm pretty good at derailing threads" thread, only with lots of cursing.
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lifeliberty
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I appoligize for not checking this thread everytime someone posts to it.
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misskitty wrote >>
I saw what appeared to be a Zombie on High st. Staggering along and drooling I think you should raise the warning level ! But then again it could have just been a really drunk guy. Your call! ;)Did you break open the brain case with a hammer just to make sure?
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Tenzo
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Since this thread is about zombies;
In the interest of public safety, I (me, Tenzo, I wrote it!) have created the Zombie Attack Threat Index (ZATI). This is a five level, color-coded scale which indicates the current Zombie attack threat risk.Green - No fuckin' Zombies around to eat your brains. But don't get complacent!
Blue - The undead are slightly restless but still pretty fuckin' dead. Stay away from cemetaries, just to be sure.
Yellow - Zombies are stirring from their eternal slumber so you'd better make sure your Zombie-killing weapons are available so you can kill the fuckers.
Orange - Holy crap, Zombies could attack at any fuckin' time! Have your weapons ready and get ready to escape to your Zombie-proof bunker. You do have a bunker, right?
Red - We're fucked. Zombies are everywhere and eating brains with wild abandon. It's chaos out there. Look out! There's one right behind you!
I (me, Tenzo, I wrote it!) will regularly monitor the Zombie attack threat and notify CU Members (you, the readers, not me ) appropriately. Please check my avatar description for the current threat level.
Ha ha! Aren't I clever?
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well, OK, maybe you can find it with googlePosted 4 years ago # -
jadedhack
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presumably here: SPERM BELLY - HAHAHA
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