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In the interest of public safety, I have created the Zombie Attack Threat Index (ZATI). This is a five level, color-coded scale which indicates the current Zombie attack threat risk.
Green - No fuckin' Zombies around to eat your brains. But don't get complacent!
Blue - The undead are slightly restless but still pretty fuckin' dead. Stay away from cemetaries, just to be sure.
Yellow - Zombies are stirring from their eternal slumber so you'd better make sure your Zombie-killing weapons are available so you can kill the fuckers.
Orange - Holy crap, Zombies could attack at any fuckin' time! Have your weapons ready and get ready to escape to your Zombie-proof bunker. You do have a bunker, right?
Red - We're fucked. Zombies are everywhere and eating brains with wild abandon. It's chaos out there. Look out! There's one right behind you!
I will regularly monitor the Zombie attack threat and notify CU Members appropriately. Please check my avatar description for the current threat level.
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