I don't care if you use it. That's why I leave it out. Just bring it back when your done. There's only a few cleared sidewalk areas around here.
The rest of you are SLACKERS!!!
I miss shovel. Come home! kthxbye.





I don't care if you use it. That's why I leave it out. Just bring it back when your done. There's only a few cleared sidewalk areas around here.
The rest of you are SLACKERS!!!
I miss shovel. Come home! kthxbye.
Dude you gave me that shovel last night remember!?
roland were you drunk?lol
Look, your shovel really wasn't that into you. It left, it moved on. It's now dating a hoe from the west side.
I know this is hard to accept, but these things happen. Maybe if you paid a little more attention to your shovel it wouldn't have to take such drastic measures.
mightymighty wrote Look, your shovel really wasn't that into you. It left, it moved on. It's now dating a hoe from the west side.I know this is hard to accept, but these things happen. Maybe if you paid a little more attention to your shovel it wouldn't have to take such drastic measures.
your shovel plowed my wheel barral last night and got her pregnant.... the hoe was watching.
This thread, despite what should be an obvious inability to do so, is rapidly digging itself a hole.
I have determined that the culprit was wearing Doc Martin shoes! They could possibly also have a dog. I suppose that could be unrelated and a random dog came to pee on my porch.
Beware VV residents!!
gramarye wrote This thread, despite what should be an obvious inability to do so, is rapidly digging itself a hole.
I like puns.
I might be better off with a new hoe. Zettler is such a pimp, he has a whole bunch of them.
So a shovel, a hoe, and a wheelbarrow walk into a bar...
(This thread is why I love CU.... and Roland ;))
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Roland wrote I might be better off with a new hoe. Zettler is such a pimp, he has a whole bunch of them.
Bah. Any guy on the right corner can hook you up with a few good hoes, but can he hook you up with a snow blower?
(And what about a blow snower? Or is that stuff only sold out the back?)
Roland wrote I have determined that the culprit was wearing Doc Martin shoes! They could possibly also have a dog. I suppose that could be unrelated and a random dog came to pee on my porch.Beware VV residents!!
I wear Doc Martens...AND I have a dog! :shock:
joev wrotegramarye wrote This thread, despite what should be an obvious inability to do so, is rapidly digging itself a hole.I like puns.
A midget clairvoyant escapes from prison. The newspaper headline read:
Small Medium at Large
Just a reminder to the general public that I'm watching my shovel like a hawk!
Of all the petty crimes we've endured in this neighborhood, having our snow shovel stolen is still the one that stings the most.
i think i saw your shovel down on Dakota Ave. some kids were dragging it around. they were laughing at it Roland. i had to turn away.
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