It's the name of your first pet + the name of the first street you lived on (or remember living on)
Mine is:
Smokey Columbia





It's the name of your first pet + the name of the first street you lived on (or remember living on)
Mine is:
Smokey Columbia
Blacky Jefferson.
sandy vagina is my porn name, my drag name is boris park.
Jimi Thicke. bastard son of Allen Thicke. also stripper name.
oh sorry...um...Duffy Devonhurst.
Babbette Mt. Pleasant.
I win.
Booger Pen
Suzi Fairwood
:(
Poontang Normandy.
And no, I didn't name that poor cat, and I don't know the story.
Pepper Hall
Moonbeam Ridge
lolz
Old Beauty Rural Route
Fail. Product of growing up on a farm w/a pet cow.
Cinnamon California
Ginger Cleveland
Miss Ink Highland
This, kids, is the danger of gendered pet names; they'll give you a weird porn name later in life. It would make a pretty good drag name though.
Dusty "the wonder dog" Genessee
Lady Blackoak.
Mako Whitsett.
Red Lisbon
Asil's has got to be the best. I think mine is the worst. We only lived here until I was 1.
Dusty Ridge
Actually, that first house was on the corner of Burns and Ridge in St. Louis, so I guess I could even use:
Dusty Burns
Fluffy Collins
Though I don't really need one. Summer is a pretty popular porn/stripper name as it is. Thanks, mom :(
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