kitsune27
powell, oh
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official dagwood eating competition record:
winner - zach (cyclist): 11 min
jeff: 11 min 30 sec
daniel (skreened): 15 min
shawn (Swan): 17 min
jim (cmhgourmand): 18 min
mike (Mike): 27 min
chris (CDS sherman): 29 min 30 sec
roland (Roland): dropped out
joey(NDcent): dropped out
dave (coremodels): dropped out
jim (JimL2): dropped out
Coremodels
Really close to Explorer's Club.
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Big congrats to Zach on a well-earned victory...and to Swan for actually eating pie afterwards (maniac), and to all those who are much better men than I :oops:
Coremodels
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I don't know about anyone else, but I'm pretty hurt LOL!
HeySquare
German Village
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That was a monstrous sandwich. I was afraid just watching you guys eat it. It was the Godzilla of sandwiches.
But the best was watching Jeff dunk the bread. I salute you... you were a madman on that sandwich! (and I hope you don't die from gastric blockage)
And it was indeed the fries that killed them.
I laughed. I laughed so hard I cried. It was better than "Cats".
JimL2
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Core, I am going to kill you. I think my stomach just fell out through a large ragged hole where my belly button used to be.
I may have found Josh Matko on facebook. Waiting for a reply. If it's him I'm going to chase him around the virtual block shouting "HOLY SHIT IT'S JOSH MATKO!!"
Even if it's not him, I think Walker should still film an interview asking what it's like to share a name and vague facial features with the man who destroyed the Dagwood in six minutes...
Coremodels
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JimL2 wrote Core, I am going to kill you. I think my stomach just fell out through a large ragged hole where my belly button used to be.I may have found Josh Matko on facebook. Waiting for a reply. If it's him I'm going to chase him around the virtual block shouting "HOLY SHIT IT'S JOSH MATKO!!"
Even if it's not him, I think Walker should still film an interview asking what it's like to share a name and vague facial features with the man who destroyed the Dagwood in six minutes...
:lol:
I feel ya brutha, I'm hurting BIG TIME too!
And keep us up on the pursuit of Josh Matko, the man is a legend!!!
kitsune27
powell, oh
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JimL2 wrote I may have found Josh Matko on facebook. Waiting for a reply. If it's him I'm going to chase him around the virtual block shouting "HOLY SHIT IT'S JOSH MATKO!!"Even if it's not him, I think Walker should still film an interview asking what it's like to share a name and vague facial features with the man who destroyed the Dagwood in six minutes...
oh, it's him. he posted a thread from CU discussing the dagwood.
JimL2
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Josh Matko, Scourge of the Dagwood wrote yeah, that's me. 6 minutes. Afterward I didn't eat for 2 days.
Edit: I asked him if he'd be so kind as to consider a video interview. I always knew Facebook would help me make an ass out of myself to total strangers.
Edit: I just realized I was referencing Akira earlier, with that talk about my stomach. You know, the hallucination Tetsuo has after he stalls Kaneda's bike? Yes you do, right before the government agents re-capture him. I can't find a screencap and I'm too drunk to find my DVD copy. Anyway, sorry about referencing Akira, it won't happen again. Thanks!
Edit: JOSH FUCKING MATKO!!!
CDS sherman
East Franklinton
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look at my dumb ass looking the other way in the group shot.... with a tape measure of all things :P
Coremodels
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CDS sherman wrote look at my dumb ass looking the other way in the group shot.... with a tape measure of all things :P
lol...you photograph like a 12 year old boy though Sherm ;)
Coremodels
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Roland wroteCoremodels wrote I don't know about anyone else, but I'm pretty hurt LOL!I have been messed up since the Dagwood. My strategy failed miserably. I hope tomorrow is a better day! :lol:
LOL...your strategy was still better than Joey's, who basically took his sandwich apart and spread it around so it looked like he'd eaten more than he had...sneaky bastard :lol:
Walker
The KLD / Downtown
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The video is up:
http://www.columbusunderground.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=12615
Deserves it's own thread.
;)
Cyclist
Peach District (State of Mind)
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Jeff, well done! You were my #1 competetion! But after finishing half the sandwich, I kept an eye on you. After you did the coffee/water trick, I knew you were not totally focusing, so I kept eating........ Then I kept an eye on you. You finished your sandwich, but you had a plate of fries. I kept an eye on you. You ate the fries in a manner which you ate one fry at a time by folding each fry. THEN! I knew I could beat you! So I chowed down the last two bite of my sandwich and swallowed. Well done Jeff. Next time!?
I am honored to have won the challenge.
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