rus said:
There's been bikini car washes... bikini coffee shops... ya know, it wouldn't surprise me.
They've been around awhile. Making good money I hear.





http://columbus.craigslist.org/mob/2536213528.html
Free phone! Piece-of-$h!t Motorola Cliq (Columbus, Ohio)
I am giving away my one year old "smart phone" Motorola Cliq. It pains me terribly to do so, but ultimately it is a sacrifice I need to make. Though I do need to make some notations as to its conditions.
What it CAN'T do:
- does not understand the concept of WiFi, GPS, or any numeric notion of a "G-Network."
- does not comprehend that texts are something to be sent or received.
- frequently drops calls.
- frequently forgets to sound programmed alarms.
- volume can not be changed unless within system settings.
- can not navigate the Internet or download most "cool" apps due to incompatibility from its 1.5 firmware version.
What it CAN do:
- "butt dial" random address book entries.
- prank dial random phone numbers.
- distort your voice to other callers so you sound like a cracked out alien.
- fall out of pockets or off tables at inopportune times into things (eg. soup, dirty toilets, scum-infested ponds.)
- freeze and lock up like Ft. Knox.
- view Facebook (but you can't always post/reply.)
This free phone may or may not have been ran over by my car intentionally due to said above issues. It has no tech support network by either my cell provider or the manufacturer. It also has no warranty and is being "sold as is." If the above concerns are something you are capable and willing to tolerate, I can best be contacted by email. Serious inquiries only please.
Today my '07 Prius wasn't totaled; it was "totaled out". The difference being that it ended in a preposition with. We WERE looking at used Priususes, but we must have that car. I can't grow a full beard. Could I get a hirsute surrogate buyer?
Hipster-ass Hipster Bike for Hipsters
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nor/2896467643.html
+1 Hipster-ass Hipster Bike
For seriously - buy my scooter. Maybe I just need to re-write the really dry "here it is" ad to something worthy of becoming viral and the thing will sell. Maybe I can get Austin Davis to write my ad since he writes screenplays. :)
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