Now for my lists. God, I love lists. Whomever said that music lists typically make them enemies, I'm with you on that. Unfortunately, most people that I'm friends with don't want to talk music with me because I am too obsessed and highly opinionated on the subject. Anyway, here goes . . .
Top 10 Worst Songs
1. Escape(The Pina Colada Song) - Rupert Holmes (explanation should not be necessary)
2. American Pie - Don Maclean (everytime I hear it I am sure that this is the most painful nine minutes of my life . . . until I hear it again)
3. Butterfly - Crazy Town (reminds me of this really great barbed-wire tattoo that I almost got around my bicep in Lauderdale . . . or no)
4. Smooth - Rob Thomas & Carlos Santana (could a song be any more soulless then this turd. it's actually offensive)
5. Soak Up The Sun - Sheryl Crow (sounds like it should be a fucking orange juice commercial)
6. Brown Eyed Girl - Van Morrison (it has been made infinitely worse than it actually is by the fact that it is undoubtedly the most overplayed song ever)
7. Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous - Good Charlotte (the epitome of shitty mall-"punk". makes me want to torch a Hot Topic)
8. Hotel California - The Eagles (I'm with The Dude on this one. to learn why, refer to the American Pie explanation)
9. Cheeseburger In Paradise - Jimmy Buffett (I know, I know, he's so fun and appropriate to listen to on a patio or any other place that allows a hack with an acoustic guitar to play all of the worst songs ever while girls swoon and normally macho guys sing along as if they are actually at a great "concert")
10. Let's Get It Started - Black Eyed Peas (pretty much anything that Fergie is involved with could take this spot. so feel free to substitute My Hump, Fergalicious, etc.)
On a day to day basis there are 20 to 30 other songs (most of them by Creed, Nickelback, and the like) that could be on this list. However, this is what I came up with today. I think that I'm going to start another thread for Favorite/Best Songs just to prove that I am capable of being positive . . . sometimes.