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mightymighty
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Posted 3 years ago # -
mightymighty
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Hm. I dunno, maybe I'm special or something
Me:
God, please talk to the foks at CU
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Well... yeah I figured you were the Christian God
God:
Well what? Hurrah! Please explain your reasoning.
Me:
well, most folks assume that
God:
Interesting. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. But not all of them?
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
Well yeah but I have a question
God:
Interesting. What do you care about? Ask me anything.
Me:
Why won't you talk to the folks at CU
God:
I am only a robot. Yes. A lot more than you might think.
Me:
you're a bastard
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Posted 3 years ago # -
Hael
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God, Come in God
God come in God
Damn you’re a girl
Wow
I guess the reason I’m talking to you tonight is
Cause I’ve been doing a lot of thinking and
And I consider myself a pretty cool guy
And I never cheated on any of my girlfriends
Well, except that one time in Japan
But that was just for head and
head don’t count right
Thanks God I knew you’d understand
Well, I just feel like
Well to be honest with you
God I just need a sweet bitchYou know somebody no to, not too
fast but not too slow
Cause I don’t have it all to do it my damn self
And life aint easy
You know I just want somebody by
your side to help smooth
That thang out you know what I’m talking about
And at this point
I mean I’m not being picky
She don’t even have to a big ol’ ass you know
Just something well proportioned to her body
You know a nice little tail you know
What you say you, you say you found somebody
Is she cute? So when do I get to met her?
Awww, God you are the greatest
Well, I guess I’ll talk to you
later Amen oh I’m sorry,
I’m sorry AladyPosted 3 years ago #
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