Heh. Crime is more widespread than people think. I think the Park National Bank in Kirkersville (population: 600), where I grew up, was just robbed recently.
Quick, sharp detective work by the police force there solved the crime, though. It helped that the guy didn't cover his face and people recognized him as the guy who lived in the apartment above the bank. (The joys of mixed-used buildings, right? Nice having a nice, robbable bank on the ground floor ...)
The swift sleuthing by the local police did not significantly increase their positive profile with residents, though. Then again, the Kirkersville police are reality-TV-worthy. (I've been told several of them are former New Rome cops, if that tells you anything.) Recently, they busted a guy for an open container violation. The man had been collecting bottles and cans left by the side of the road to recycle them.