Mister Shifter wrote >>
You can enjoy Comfest, happy hours and getting wasted. Just don't get behind the wheel and drive if you've been drinking. Simple things really.
Things are not so simple. REALLY!
What I am alluding to is the systemic and implicit encouragement to impair one's motor function and get in a car. Just can't have fun without a cold beer! So many less destructive drugs yet not only legalize but promote the worst one. Not everyone can live in Manhattan or Mayberry where you can skip home. Strip-mall bars built in the furthest corner of a huge parking lot? Drinking districts adjacent to on-ramps to highways? Designated-driver (i.e. lahooo-za-her)?
DUI laws/checkpoints are unfairly and unequally applied in charging or sentencing so why shouldn't they be skirted? You are right though, being white is aces! Now who does Louis CK resemble? Hmmm...I wonder who...