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The performance art troupe JAMPON will OCCUPY BOURBON STREET during Halloweirdo Fuck Fest 99 at Café Bourbon Street in Columbus, Ohio on Saturday October 22nd 2011.
The incendiary set will include a violent protest against violent protests involving urinary American flag desecration, shitty magic by GARY THE TERRIBLE MAGICIAN, and a game of “Pin the Tail on the Honkey” wherein Thrusty Rhodes does nitrous oxide, spins around a few dozen times, and tries to stab a tail on John Boehner’s ass while blind-folded and wasted off broken dreams and Rumple Minze.
The show culminates with our Lord GOD Almighty making an appearance in order to pit a blue betta fish named GOOD versus a red betta fish named EVIL, in an attempt to decide once and for all which ideology He should use to influence life on Earth. If the myth of “putting betta fish in the same container will result in murder” is a farce, then GOD will “eenie-meenie-miney-mo” the creatures, net the loser out it’s bowl, and hammer-smash it to death, RIGHT BEFORE YOUR VERY OWN EYES! GOD is the Michael Vick of fish fighting!
With special guests Marvin the Robot, Jimmy “Jazz Balls” Lavery, and DJ Black Titz Jr., who begins spinning funky erotic classics around 9 p.m.
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