I reported it, or rather posted it on Donewaiting.com, you can see my post here:
http://donewaiting.com/board/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=30658
I was going to report it here at the same time, but my internet connection fizzled out.
To save trouble and fill in gaps, here is my post and what I've learned since.
Miles Curtiss, aka Marvin the Robot, is one of the best human beings I know. He is extremely intelligent, kind, caring, and all around just a wonderful guy. We grew up together, he is like a member of my family.
Miles Curtiss, Better Human Being Than Most, not "Human Irritant."
Some piece of shit stabbed Miles in the chest last night.
Miles is recovering at XXX Hospital. If you are his friend, please visit him. Or at least send some good wishes his way, because he is an amazing person and didn't deserve this to happen to him.
I spent a few hours with Miles tonight. He is in good spirits and we had a good time making up 70's funk porno songs (one of our favorite things to do together, we have an albums worth!).
What happened was this:
Miles is friends with the girl. He had, at one point, dated this girl for a few weeks, but now they are just friends.
Miles and girl are hanging out at Bourbon St.
Miles leaves Bourbon St., whereupon he is attacked by said girls super dweeby indie emo ex boyfriend, who has a real jealousy problem.
The dweeby indie emo piece of shit, whose name is XXXXXXXXX, punches Miles in the face and then stabs him twice, in front of a ton of people, then runs of into the night.
A warrant has been issued for XXXXXX's arrest.
This is all direct from Miles, and the police report is online.
I am happy to say that in spite of this incident, Miles is in really good spirits. He is going to recover. Luckily, the stabbing didn't hit any major organs or arteries.
XXXXXX hasn't been found, but I am sure he will be. I rode the bus with him many times, and always figured him for a harmless emo dweebb, but he is a piece of shit human being who tried to kill my best friend, and he needs to be turned over the police so he can pay. And by pay I mean get sent to jail to become Mr. Big's Bum Boy.
Walker, if you feel the need to remove the attackers name from my post, go ahead.