So. This exists.
http://blog.al.com/businessnews/2011/11/for_meat_lovers_a_vending_mach.html
ODENVILLE, Alabama -- It could be the ultimate convenience for carnivores -- a vending machine that dispenses filet mignon in the same way you would buy a cola.What may be Alabama's first-ever meat vending machine exists at an Odenville store, and the Birmingham company that created it has beefy expectations to expand the concept.




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