G.V. is the prettiest neighborhood in the area and the best composed looks wise. But is really boring and I do not know anyone who lives there. I think the average resident is 87 years old. Lexuses are required too. The only time I go to G.V. is at night when MNR ends. I do not know what else occurs there. There is a Roosters there and lots of Lexuses and old people.
Its poorly connected to downtown because of President Eisenhower's freeway. But there is pedestrian bridge linking Downtown with Mohawk Street. When not displaying their Lexuses, German Villagers (aka geezers) like to collect antiques... notably antique houses in German Village where they can live out their boring Lexus filled lives amist the quaint brick streets and stable property values.
German Village used to be a nasty slum. My grandpa said he could have bought the whole area for $50,000 in 1960. But he did not and says he regrets it still today. There is a sausage house there too. I like sausages but really hate the idea of using a lot of oil, fertilizer, and land to grow corn to use more oil, fertilizer, and land to raise pigs and then have to murder them and cut out their guts and tear their flesh apart and use more oil and land to transport them to a kitchen so we can eat them. So yeah that Shmidt's is the end result of all that. Its on Kossuth, I am sure your grandma or mom will like eating their. I would like to try some of their sausage too. Maybe we can make a date of it eh?
German Village used to be called Der Ald Sud Ende or some German sounding crap like that. It was sort of a result of segregation like Mt Vernon was during the 1900's. Schiller Park is in German Village. It s a nice park, but they show boring Shakespear plays there for all the old farts residing in the houses near their Lexuses. Sometime MNR goes to Schiller and takes a break. I think Andre Cambern live in one of the houses along the park. My dad has a crush on her. She's too skinny for my taste, but I'd still do her. Other notable G.V. residents include former Mayor Greg Lushutka, Jack Hanna, Buster Douglas, and a kid named James that I met a few months ago.
I do not know that much crime occurs there, likely because the area is run my the Japanese mafia (Japan being aged nation where Lexuses are made). The Japanese mafia keeps the streets safe and clean through a practice of using nano-technology and free Sake. Sometimes MNR goes through G.V. and makes a lot of hoo-haa and racket! But I have never seen much crime in G.V. I once almost saw a street sweeper sweep a cyclist away in German Village. That was crazy!
In the winter the street crews plow the streets with tractors to uphold Cols. cowtown image. But the mayor demanded that the John Deere and International Harvestor logos on the tractors be removed and instead use BMW and Patagonia logos to attract and retain the young professionals. G.V. could certainly use some more YP's because everyone there is an old boring geezer. Maybe they should build climbing wall?
Nightlife in G.V. is non-existent. I'd say Obetz is a better bet for nightlife. There is a Roosters in G.V. that serves beer. I once went to Club 185 and had some beer. There is place called Major Woodys near G.V. that is the nightlife mecca of the south end.
G.V has a McDonalds, Wendys, White Castle, Taco Bell, Long John Silvers, Chipolte. It has better late night dining than the SN in fact. G.V. High St. is kind of like Brice Road or SAWMILL! Rd. in this way.
German Village has no streetcar service, but the 16 COTA can take you down to near the WalMart and Williams road where there a a shit ton of buffets.
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