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I'd like to take this time to let everyone know that Locals Only has found a new home in a more subtle, bitchin' environment. We've officially moved to Bristol!!!!!!!!!!! WOooooooooooooooooooooooo, hell Yes.
Now, brace yourselves....
What's new you may ask?
-A new, sexy, sassified image! That's the most obvious. Second, we're cozily nestled into short north off of 5th avenue near the glorious glorious store (my favorite place to find scandalous skibbies, AMERICAN APPAREL)
-Delicious new INFUSED vodkas and bourbons with your choices of fruits, etc. Think Hairy Buffalo meets George's Bush...if George's Bush tasted like heavenly fruits dipped in delicious vodka and bourbon. Wait, nevermind...Bad description....Think virginal, innocent bushes infested with bubblegum...that's disgusting. Well, you get the point, It's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD damn it! Hit Zach Sin Vegas or myself up if you and your possy would like to reserve a free table with these goodies. email molldoll96@aol.com or zvegas77@hotmail.com.
-A new lineup of Djs. While this month's roster may look the same, I plan to open up the floor to new and more diverse talent. Keep your eyes peeled for some sexy, new tricks on the roster.
-A new, sexy ass crew! Oh, and we're bringing back our favorite old veteran, Mike Yohman aka "man juice." Manjuice will be tending the bar EACH and EVERY Tuesday in addition for some new, sexy fembot ladies. That's a surprise though. We'll unveil them on opening night, THIS TUESDAY, November 11th :)
-We're also in talks of giving out something delicious for all you kiddies who book tables with Zach Sin Vegas and I. (shall we say, pizza?) more to come on this...BUT, it's definitely in the works
Now, what's the same?
-For all of you who still have a Locals Only Card, we will still honor it at Bristol. After the new cards are printed, we will trade out your old ones, and we'll have some new cards on hand for all you newby virginal bitches that are new to Locals Only. What does this mean? The same, great, 50 % OFF DISCOUNT ON ALL BAR MENU ITEMS
-A fantastic line-up of djs and booty shaking tunes.
-The best atmosphere and Tuesday night gig in the CITY!!
P.S. You S.O.B.'s: I'm on a hunt for some new dj talent, bartenders, and promoters, soooooo...e-mail me at molldoll96@aol.com if you're interested or if you'd like to host a private event at our Locals Chateau in the beautiful, Bristol Bar
Now, prepare for some old fashioned eye fucking.~~~~~~~>
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