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Penis wants to be free, not couped up in some small skinbag apartment.
*slow clap*
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Large dogs in small apartments
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murfmurphy
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Posted 10 months ago # -
alexs
Limestone bluffs of the Scioto
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I miss stuffing a ferret into a paper bag and rolling the top shut, then seeing how long it takes him to get out. Then he'd turn around and run back in and we'd do it again. Bonus points for poking at him through the paper and getting him to whap back.
A stinksome boy, he was.
Posted 10 months ago # -
murfmurphy
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I can talk to buffalos said:
What's ironic is that many of you should follow your own "advice." The premise of this board (from what I have read in my lurkings thus far) seems to be telling people how you think they should live, and honestly, that's fine. Those are your opinions and I don't have to agree with them, nor do you have to agree with mine. It is unnecessary to throw personal insults, or get all huffy-puffy at me because you do not agree. You lose the argument when this happens. It's an internet forum, it truly is not that serious.Also, I am not a "he." Last time I checked, I had very fine lady parts. But thanks for making assumptions?
Very Fine Lady Parts- Just became my fantasy football team's name this year. It will be sad to retire Anal Bum Cover, but I think this is a worthy choice.
Posted 10 months ago # -
lifeontwowheels
Highland West
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GW_Justice
Grandview Hts.
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Guy goes to apply for a secretarial job with a dog. Screener says "Sir, you can't bring your dog to the job interview." Guy says, "No, my dog is applying for the job."
Screener says, "Well, we ask for sixty words per minute typing speed." Dog jumps up to the keyboard, glances over the copy to be retyped, and bangs it out at better than 60 WPM. Screener says, "We're also looking for familiarity with Access." Dog opens up Access and sets up a database quick as you please. Screener says, "The ad also stated we're looking for someone bilingual."
Dog says, "Meow."
Posted 10 months ago # -
I can talk to buffalos
They're right by my earlobes.
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GW_Justice said:
Guy goes to apply for a secretarial job with a dog. Screener says "Sir, you can't bring your dog to the job interview." Guy says, "No, my dog is applying for the job."Screener says, "Well, we ask for sixty words per minute typing speed." Dog jumps up to the keyboard, glances over the copy to be retyped, and bangs it out at better than 60 WPM. Screener says, "We're also looking for familiarity with Access." Dog opens up Access and sets up a database quick as you please. Screener says, "The ad also stated we're looking for someone bilingual."
Dog says, "Meow."
Wow, what a delightful joke!! Absolutely hilarious!! Thanks for sharing!
Posted 10 months ago # -
osulew
My house...in the middle of my street
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Rockmastermike said:
We don't stand on ceremony much. Really, for the initiation just drink a bunch of whiskey and find someone with a paddle to spank you a few times while saying the secret CU meetup word ("streetcar") and you should be good to go.Whiskey and spankings eh.
So pretty much just a usual Friday night for me then. Gotcha. ;)Posted 10 months ago #
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