In many of today's topics.
So let's talk unicorns.
Discuss.





In many of today's topics.
So let's talk unicorns.
Discuss.
Right there with you. I hear their horns can cure feline AIDS.
EDIT: But only if the cat is a virgin.
I like to consider myself a unicorn with his head down trapped in a mans body!
I have a pet unicorn. It poops rainbows. You can see it for five dollars.
the above statement may or may not be true. it's probably not, but whatever...it would be cool
Are unicorns only female?
Are there male unicorns?
Are there zerbracorns?
or you could just...I don't know...WORK...
Sounds like you need a hobby...
tin foil ball, perhaps?
are the feminine equivalent to D&D

BetsyB wrote or you could just...I don't know...WORK...Sounds like you need a hobby...
tin foil ball, perhaps?
This is not about unicorns.
Ndcent wroteAre there zerbracorns?

google image search scares me sometimes.
Ndcent wrote Are unicorns only female?Are there male unicorns?
Are there zerbracorns?
Zebracorn sounds like a fancy side dish.
I'd like to think there are male unicorns so the ladies don't get bored.
unicorn power!!!!!

I might hafta make a unicorn power tshirt.
I'm just sayin.
There are TOTALLY male unicorns. They put their heads in virgin's laps.
Like for instance, one just totally put his head in my lap like a few minutes ago. He knew I was a virgin!!!!!
How could he possibly know that? It's almost like magic is what it is.
Oh, great, now everyone on here knows where to get a virgin for their next ritual sacrifice.
Manatee wroteOh, great, now everyone on here knows where to get a virgin for their next ritual sacrifice.
busted!
I hope you make it to the cookout tomorrow, if only for the ritual sacrifice portion of the event.
blammo wroteManatee wroteOh, great, now everyone on here knows where to get a virgin for their next ritual sacrifice.
busted!
I hope you make it to the cookout tomorrow, if only for the ritual sacrifice portion of the event.
Oh man, I am going to be out of town for the dumbest reason ever:
VISITING IN-LAWS THAT HATE MY GUTS FOR A "PLEASANT" MOTHER"S DAY BRUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So... it turns out I really will be going to a ritual sacrifice tomorrow, just not the fun kind with smoked meats, hot tubs and Peebsters!
Happy Moms Day to me :evil:
blammo wroteManatee wroteOh, great, now everyone on here knows where to get a virgin for their next ritual sacrifice.
busted!
I hope you make it to the cookout tomorrow, if only for the ritual sacrifice portion of the event.
Does the sacrifice come before or after I get the chicken to poop in Dutch Rub's mouth?
Can we sacrifice the chicken instead of Manatee? I like manatee and grilled chicken is good.
Everyone wins!!!
We could always grill some manatee for mother's day! If that makes any sense. Mmmmm…
blammo wrote We could always grill some manatee for mother's day! If that makes any sense. Mmmmm…
Mmmmm, sea cow burgers.
Tasty...and controversial...perfect!
blammo wrote We could always grill some manatee for mother's day! If that makes any sense. Mmmmm…
For all of your Manatee Recipe needs....
http://www.monkeyspit.net/sites/manatee/recipes.html
Manatee Spaghetti sounds horrific..
There is a unicorn statue by the Thurber House. I just discovered it a couple of weeks ago. It is magical. ^_^
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