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If You Could Teach A Class
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Coremodels
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Posted 5 years ago # -
Leelee
Easton
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I would teach a class on females not being such fake catting bitches. I would teach them to be real upfront bitches. That's the best kind of bitch.
And I would also teach stooopid men the art of trying to get laid the right way...like teach them that it take women a lot more to get turned on and how to get in touch with that...sex is not an instant transaction...that's boring! I'm soo fed up that I just stand in the mirror and turn myself on and have nontransactional sex with myself...best way!
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Posted 5 years ago # -
enzo
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Leelee wrote I would teach a class on females not being such fake catting bitches. I would teach them to be real upfront bitches. That's the best kind of bitch.
And I would also teach stooopid men the art of trying to get laid the right way...like teach them that it take women a lot more to get turned on and how to get in touch with that...sex is not an instant transaction...that's boring! I'm soo fed up that I just stand in the mirror and turn myself on and have nontransactional sex with myself...best way!
:)
:D I would send some women to your class!!! Why is it so hard to be cool to your fellow woman.
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brothermarcus
West Siiiide
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um... 1 hour... i tried to come up with course titles for some:
1. history buff's new groove: native american traditional dance
2. i am not the unabomber: primitive camping/wilderness survival
3. film- pick your poison: 1 hour on a random topic related to cinema
4. happiness in poverty: the failures of welfare reform since 1997, poor social policy design and implementation, recent American approaches/the commodification of the poor.
5. I don't care about you: why systems are cooler than people, and why we ignore this fact because our personal shit is so much more important.
6. F your cable television, take me hiking: transcendentalism, anti-consumerism, and clandestine humanity.
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Leelee
Easton
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Sounds good to me...call it "Bitch Fabulousa" class...whoo hoo...will also include pole dancing classes too! I share the poles well with my fellow women friends and so should all of them. haha
I'll tell Corso I'm taking over the poles at Sugar...LOL
We can all be fabulous together?...why can't women stop hatin!
Whose in?!
Posted 5 years ago # -
ARH
w. beach
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brothermarcus wrote um... 1 hour... i tried to come up with course titles for some:
1. history buff's new groove: native american traditional dance
2. i am not the unabomber: primitive camping/wilderness survival
3. film- pick your poison: 1 hour on a random topic related to cinema
4. happiness in poverty: the failures of welfare reform since 1997, poor social policy design and implementation, recent American approaches/the commodification of the poor.
5. I don't care about you: why systems are cooler than people, and why we ignore this fact because our personal shit is so much more important.
6. F your cable television, take me hiking: transcendentalism, anti-consumerism, and clandestine humanity.
sign me up for any of these.
Posted 5 years ago # -
Mae
Olde Towne East
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»Beginning Salsa and East Coast Swing (I helped teach these dances at a dance studio and at PLU for a short while.)
»Bon Odori (Japanese folk dances done at festivals)
»Origami (Yes, that's Japanese paper folding.)
»How to Operate a Pallet Jack 101 (Before you ask -- yes, I do.)
»How to Make Friends and Influence People by Offering Them Warm Homemade Bread Pudding
»How to Get Free Money From the Government...oh, crap, that's Matthew Lesko's territory.
She who dies with the most skills wins.
Posted 5 years ago # -
Coremodels
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After reading many of these posts, I'd like to offer a new class starting soon...
"How to Count to Five"
Posted 5 years ago # -
hugh59
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Manatee wrote If you had to teach about an hour long class, what would you talk about? What do you know about that no one else might know. Or alternately, what would you like to learn more about? List 5.
List five, huh?
Ok:
(1) Defamation damages and the Title 26 USC Sec. 104 exclusion for personal injuries;
(2) Income taxation of trusts and estates;
(3) Advanced corporate income taxation;
(4) Allocation and attribution of income for multistate businesses;
(5) Nexus for state and local taxation.
;-) Okay, just because I could teach it does not mean anyone here would want to attend.
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sheyanicole
Grove City, Ohio
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i used to teach photography for 8th graders at CCAD Saturday morning school. That was fun. i think I'd like to teach photography again to kids.
I am also qualified to teach people to test concrete.
Posted 5 years ago # -
Manatee
Granville
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enzo wrote 1. Posture--why it is important, how to improve while walking or sitting
2. Ayurvedic daily rituals, doshas, basics on diets effect on body/mind
3. Pilates Yoga Zumba Power Circuit any other fitness class
4. What your divorce attorney doesn't tell you or help you with.
5. Universal Conscience
Sign me up for 1,2, and 4 please.
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Manatee
Granville
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myliftkk wrote Due to my long-time moniker as a "Fountain of Useless Knowledge", you don't even have to throw a quarter in, I could just about spin any topic into an hour long discussion :lol:
It's easier to list the topics I couldn't teach for an hour.
1. 80s pop culture. (I hate Trivial Pursuit games that have these questions, grrrr). I'm sorry, I was studying the properties of minerals, american/european/indian history, and how to recover buried/sunken treasure during those years. :D
2. Biology
3. Thermofliuds shivvver :shock: I don't care how my brakes work, just that they work. :wink:
4. Nascar
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5. Jai Alai
I lived down the street from one of these places for two decades and never figured out how the game works.
Well that settles it. You'll have to give a class on 80's trivia. :)
No, how about "what would you most ENJOY teaching?".
Posted 5 years ago # -
Manatee
Granville
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Ndcent wrote 1. turntablism: how to scratch and beat juggle.
2. motorcycle touring: "pack light, pack right"
3. risk management for ama chartered race promoters/organizers, lol...this is a class i do teach, it's very boring.
4. off road riding skills and techniques: dual sport riding to enduro racing.
5. grill snacks 101: if you can kill it, you can grill it. :lol:
I'll come to the turntabling lesson.
Posted 5 years ago # -
hugh59
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HeySquare's dog Charlie would like me to pass along the classes he is qualified to teach (or would like to attend):
(1) Sleeping on the sofa
(2) Sleeping on a pillow on the floor
(3) Sleeping on a hard wood floor
(4) Sleeping in Mom's laundry
(5) Cross dressing
On that last point, Charlie is REALLY excited that, starting November 7th, Gay Street will go BOTH ways!!!!
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Manatee
Granville
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Daz wrote Math - ranging from Algebra to Calculus (I've been tutoring in all of these subjects for many years now)
East Asian Economics
Hip Hop 101 - Sugar Hill Gang to Present
Karate/ Jujitsu - though, I haven't practiced since I was 13 (when I got my black belt), so I might need a bit of a refresher
Hip-Hop and Karate please--- although could those be adequately covered in an hour? We might need Hip Hop II or Advanced Karate 78!
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