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lifeliberty
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Posted 5 years ago # -
20thousandinmypocket
upper arlington
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I will tell you what is more gross in office restrooms. those fuckers that will read the paper, or some daily news printed off the internet, then leave it in the stall, and others will read until luchtime. i mean the guy was wiping his ass reading the paper, and then you pick it up to read it?
GROSS
Posted 5 years ago # -
lifeliberty
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I've heard some horror stories about the women's restrooms.
Posted 5 years ago # -
Walker
The KLD / Downtown
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What I think is worse (but also awesome) is when someone goes into a public restroom to make a call on their cell phone as if they have more privacy in there.
It always makes me want to run into a nearby stall and make the loudest farting noises possible using my hands and mouth while constantly flushing the toilet over and over as loudly as possible.
Childish? Definitely.
:lol:
Posted 5 years ago # -
cahill
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During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
HAVE A GREAT DAY...
...and wash your damn hands!
Posted 5 years ago # -
Schoolboy
Columbus
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Ndcent wrote You could set your watch by my 9:30's.
i love getting paid for doing such things!
here's something that is nasty. i don't know how it's done, but i do now officially know what their shoes look like.
this may be a graphic story for some.
my work building has 3 floors, i restroom on each floor. someone has been coming to the floor i work on, from another floor using it, and leaving crusty "flakes" all over the seat. flakes of what, i dunno, but they are definitely disgusting. this person is one the nicest dressed in the whole office too. judging by shoes and pants that i saw after dropping his load and flakes. how do i know it was this person, because there is only 1 stall in each men's room, i walked in, saw it occupied and hung out in the break room until i heard the distinct door closing sound and elevator ding. here's the real kicker though. we even have those protective paper covers for our seats. so how in the world does this guy flake up the seat!?!?!?!?!
Posted 5 years ago # -
Paul
Vancouver, BC
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cahill wrote During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
HAVE A GREAT DAY...
...and wash your damn hands!
http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.htm
I'm sure the rest of the list is probably bullshit, too.
You should definitely wash your hands after going to the bathroom, though.
As far as reading in the bathroom goes. I tend to stop reading before I start wiping my ass. But then again, that's just me.
Posted 5 years ago # -
Coremodels
Really close to Explorer's Club.
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to quote Don King "I wash my hands BEFORE I touch my dick"
Posted 5 years ago # -
timothyb
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Interesting urine facts from Wikipedia..
Inmore rural times, urine was collected and used in the manufacture of gunpowder. Stale urine was filtered through a barrel full of straw and allowed to continue to sour for a year or more. After this period of time, water was used to wash the resulting chemical salts from the straw. This slurry was filtered through wood ashes and allowed to dry in the sun. Saltpeter crystals were then collected and added to brimstone and charcoal to create black powder.
Urine has often been used as a mordant to help prepare textiles, especially wool, for dyeing. Urine was used for dyes such as indigo where the urea in the urine reacted with the insoluble dye to form a soluble solution.
Urine is not sterile. Therefore you may not wish to use fresh urine to clean wounds in an emergency (unless you are willing to culture Ureaplasma urealyticum, and other microbes, in your wound).
Urine production and excretion is the body's primary method for removal of urea, a protein metabolic byproduct. Aquatic organisms such as fish, alternatively excrete ammonia. Birds and reptiles excrete uric acid, as a protein metabolic byproduct, instead of urea or ammonia. There are some exceptions to these excretion patterns.
Premarin is a trade name for a hormone extracted from the urine of a pregnant mare and was fed to women as an estrogen replacement therapy.
Posted 5 years ago # -
James the Battle Axe
In my kitchen, fryin bacon butt naked with a loaded pistol.
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I know nothing of this "Hygiene" *makes air quotes* you speak of, see. ..
Ive had this Boba-fett t-shirt since 97. Its a shop rag waitin to happen.
Retire the tee.. .. ... prolly not yet.
*sports the fuckers till there threads*
Posted 5 years ago # -
bonniefide
NE Side
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lifeliberty wrote HAHAHAHAHAHA, too funny, only because i know exactly what you are talking about. LOL
I've heard some horror stories about the women's restrooms. I guess some women are complete pigs when it comes to the way they will leave a stall. Other than maybe some papers, the men's stalls stay rather tidy in comparison.
OK, I could go on for hours about this. Let me just say that i've actually used the mens room at clubs because the womens rooms were so gross. Sometimes at big events, there won't be TP left. So, one of two things happens. 1.) The girls don't wipe (remember that guys when you see a cute little butt... it might have poop or pee on it.) and just kinda shake it off (which does NOT work for girls like it does guys) OR 2.) they start using paper towels, then the toilets back up, and everyone keeps going even though the toilets don't flush because they're drunk and just have to pee... *gag* I actually threw out a pair of shoes once because of that... I couldn't bear to wear them again.
Posted 5 years ago # -
bonniefide
NE Side
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Schoolboy wrote so you used your shoes as toilet paper? :D
hehe. guess i should've 'splained better... it was cause there was yucky poops on the floor from the toilet backing up. ICK.
Posted 5 years ago # -
James the Battle Axe
In my kitchen, fryin bacon butt naked with a loaded pistol.
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HAHAHahahhahaHAHAHAhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
*wipes tear from eye*
Posted 5 years ago # -
enzo
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This is important to revive!! I get so upset when people do not wash after the loo...does not matter if you go in to check your hair....
Something really nasty, guys with dirt and grime under their nails and their occupation and/or hobbies are not industrial related.
Posted 4 years ago #
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