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How Many Five Year Olds Can You Take In A Fight?

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  1. Daz

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    Seriously, sometimes I'm totally in love with the internet.

    http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

    I can take 31. :D

    Posted 2 years ago # |
  2. Manatee

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    I know from experience that even one five year old can pretty much dust me. :lol:

    Posted 2 years ago # |
  3. Daz

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    I think one of the questions that really secures it is if you're willing to use one of them as a weapon to beat the others with...

    I think that really ups your chances.

    Posted 2 years ago # |
  4. Manatee

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    Oh, see theres where I was at a disadvantage. Duly noted.

    Posted 2 years ago # |
  5. gramarye

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    I think the weight and balance questions did me in right up front. Only 21.

    Only fifteen if they went to Columbus Public, but 29 if they went to New Albany, though. :twisted:

    Posted 2 years ago # |
  6. Ndcent

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    A measly 28 shit rats.

    Posted 2 years ago # |
  7. drew

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    gramarye wrote but 29 if they went to New Albany, though. :twisted:

    Don't sell yourself short on that one.

    Posted 2 years ago # |
  8. Coremodels

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    32

    I think height/reach/lack of ethics helped me quite a bit :)

    Posted 2 years ago # |
  9. daniel

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    22.

    but i thought it was how many 5 year olds i could take on a flight.

    beating up children is much easier than escorting them across the world on a plane sans sedatives.

    Posted 2 years ago # |
  10. bayrea

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    18

    Posted 2 years ago # |
  11. greenhouse1014

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    damn firewall stops me fron getting there from work. How dare they keep me from beating up 5 yr olds?!?!?!

    Posted 2 years ago # |
  12. osulew

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    20

    Posted 2 years ago # |
  13. Coremodels

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    So wait...if OSULew can take 20...and Bayrea can take 18...does that mean OSULew can take Bayrea???

    :shock:

    Posted 2 years ago # |
  14. osulew

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    Coremodels wrote So wait...if OSULew can take 20...and Bayrea can take 18...does that mean OSULew can take Bayrea???

    :shock:

    Want me to try to beat him up tonight and see? :wink:

    Posted 2 years ago # |
  15. Coremodels

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    osulew wrote
    Coremodels wrote So wait...if OSULew can take 20...and Bayrea can take 18...does that mean OSULew can take Bayrea???

    :shock:

    Want me to try to beat him up tonight and see? :wink:

    Hell no, that SCREAMS C/U podcast, we'll need to make the proper preparations first!

    Posted 2 years ago # |
  16. osulew

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    Coremodels wrote
    osulew wrote
    Coremodels wrote So wait...if OSULew can take 20...and Bayrea can take 18...does that mean OSULew can take Bayrea???

    :shock:

    Want me to try to beat him up tonight and see? :wink:

    Hell no, that SCREAMS C/U podcast, we'll need to make the proper preparations first!

    Awesome. Can we get some of those giant boxing gloves or those inflatable sumo suits?

    And core...your number scares me. That's a lot of child beating. However, I will sleep better knowing that I am safe should GV ever be invaded by kindergarteners.

    Posted 2 years ago # |
  17. Daz

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    I think the excessively high numbers boasted by Core and I are due to the dirty fighting as well.

    I will fuck a kid up with a sucker punch.

    Posted 2 years ago # |
  18. Coremodels

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    I studied the destruction of children under the great Sensai Kramer

    Posted 2 years ago # |
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    BetsyB
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    In reality, 1 and I have the bruises on the shins to prove it.

    Posted 2 years ago # |
  20. sheyanicole

    sheyanicole
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    14

    i'm sad and short

    Posted 2 years ago # |