"Mr. Eggs: It's pretty good at first but after that it just slowly Duanes"
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HORRIBLE food and service at Mr. Eggs
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Their new mascot sucks, IMO.
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Does anyone know if Mr. Eggs is open today?
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I broke my hiatus & went here tonight. The place was full of pirates & their new theming includes showing a sideshow of surgery photos during food service. Duane discussed having a special Sunday Dinner where they perform the surgery live. He said he's been practicing on raccoons & possums, which would explain the raccoon with a peg leg I recently saw.
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Sorry to hear about your broken hiatus, Twixien. I understand that it's really painful. Luckily, Duane and the racoon were cooperative when they found out that the meet-up at Barley's wasn't peg-leg accessable. It could have got really ugly if Duane didn't get his Code Red in a styrofoam cup to go.
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I see they've got a new special over there where they crack the eggs onto the sidewalk and gently warm them there. Duane says our primordial forebears (I think he means people but he could mean four bears) would never dream of eating artificially cooled eggs and enjoyed them raw and fresh from the mother lode, so to speak. Then again Duane claims a direct line of ancestry from the Rainbow Serpent, so I'm not sure we're really on the same playing field with his kind.
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I went there last night and got a tour of the crypt.
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Mr. Eggs refuses to remove its meat products that contain pink slime. In a recent statement, Mr. Eggs declared, "We are proud of our fine line of meat offerings containing ammonia-treated ground beef, and will continue to offer them to our valued customer base".
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patient_zero said:
Mr. Eggs refuses to remove its meat products that contain pink slime. In a recent statement, Mr. Eggs declared, "We are proud of our fine line of meat offerings containing ammonia-treated ground beef, and will continue to offer them to our valued customer base".From my understanding there is no ground beef at Mr. Eggs, only pink slime burgers.
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Household tip: pink slime cleans windows without streaking. Duane streaks, however, and you don't want to be around to see that.
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Does Duane know about this thread?
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Well you know, it's funny-- he had his own paranoid website made up, pretty much in response to this, but then his doctors upped his mood stabilizers and the thing seems to be on a temporary hiatus.
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I just heard that Mr Eggs is planning an Easter Egg hunt in the back alley behind the building. The twist is that he is only going to invite women who can't conceive children - who then be invited to scrounge through molded egg crates, scattered garbage, raccoon droppings and broken glass in order to find one hidden egg. The lady that does will win the honor of having Mr. Eggs implant his "Magical Egg Incubation Ink" (His term, not mine) into her very own egg. He's apparently quite confident it will work.
That may be just be a rumor - but who the fuck would be weird and sick enough to make that up?
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I heard that Mr. Egg's menu could be affected by this proposed law in Oklahoma (no, it's not from the Onion):
Oklahoma lawmaker wants to ban fetuses in food
Los Angeles Times
January 25, 2012
Based on something he read online, an Oklahoma state senator has introduced a bill that would ban the use of aborted human fetuses in food.
Yes, you read that correctly.
No, he's never heard of any instances of this happening before, Sen. Ralph Shortey told the Associated Press.
But Shortey read that it might be happening, so he thought the bill would, at the very least, give any food companies toying with the idea an "ultimatum."
READ MORE: http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationnow/2012/01/oklahoma-lawmaker-ban-fetuses-food.html
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I like the idea that Mr.Eggs is giving back to the community with the free breakfast program at Northland High School this morning.
http://www.10tv.com/content/stories/2012/04/04/columbus-school-vandalism.html
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Uh-oh, Duane's got some pissed-off janitors after his ass now.
"Just cuzza that fukkin asshole, we need new mop heads."
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Duane & I had an epic love affair. It was hot & torrid & dirty (everything with Duane is dirty).
But it's over.
We had gathered a herd of chickens & Duane has taken them all. I really miss Mrs Cluckybottom & Henny Featherpants. Nothing cuddles like a hen.
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mbeaumont said:
Duane & I had an epic love affair. It was hot & torrid & dirty (everything with Duane is dirty).But it's over.
We had gathered a herd of chickens & Duane has taken them all. I really miss Mrs Cluckybottom & Henny Featherpants. Nothing cuddles like a hen.
I'm sorry to hear about your breakup. Parting is difficult, but its for the best, really.
Also, Mrs Cluckybottom was delicious. Duane served her up with his patented Purple Faygo glaze over red-ish beans and rice. Although, it was slightly alarming when some of the rice tried to crawl away from the plate.
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