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Help Needed - What would make Ohio/Columbus Cool?
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Beach babes imported at great cost from California coastline; special beach vivarium built at Columbus Zoo to sustain them.
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Les Wexner replaced with Richard Branson.
Richard Branson subsequently replaced with bionic Charles Bronson.
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Bring back Four Loko.
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New state bird: A dog wearing sunglasses and a hawaiian shirt, riding a surfboard.
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Columbus gets slobs-vs-snobs-style revenge on Penn National by breaking into the casino the night before it opens and replacing all tokens in the slot machines with custom-minted discs bearing naked pictures of the CEO's wife.
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Shut down the rock and roll hall of fame because it reeks of desperation. Replace it with something less lame, for instance a store that only sells adult diapers and non-frosted shredded wheat.
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Rename the department of public works as Columbus Bureau of Gutters and Brush, adopt CBGB's logo.
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Free dildos.
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AHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
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More public drunkenness, less public vomit in the Short North.
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No open container laws.
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A "Running of the Bulls" style event, but with cows & hipsters.
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More murders, the sexiest of all crimes.
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Add Jimmies For $.39
Add Whipped Cream or Nuts For $.49
Add Extra Stuff For $.59Posted 12 months ago # -
Kasich may have just done his first cool thing ;)
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