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Started 1 year ago by Walker
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JimL2

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Governor issues press release stating that he will not vote in the next election because "like, it wouldn't change anything anyway."

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JimL2

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Beach babes imported at great cost from California coastline; special beach vivarium built at Columbus Zoo to sustain them.

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JimL2

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Les Wexner replaced with Richard Branson.

Richard Branson subsequently replaced with bionic Charles Bronson.

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JimL2

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Bring back Four Loko.

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JimL2

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New state bird: A dog wearing sunglasses and a hawaiian shirt, riding a surfboard.

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JimL2

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Columbus gets slobs-vs-snobs-style revenge on Penn National by breaking into the casino the night before it opens and replacing all tokens in the slot machines with custom-minted discs bearing naked pictures of the CEO's wife.

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JimL2

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Shut down the rock and roll hall of fame because it reeks of desperation. Replace it with something less lame, for instance a store that only sells adult diapers and non-frosted shredded wheat.

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Rename the department of public works as Columbus Bureau of Gutters and Brush, adopt CBGB's logo.

Posted 1 year ago #
Snarf
Dystopia
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Free dildos.

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groundrules

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Snarf wrote >>
Free dildos.

just keep logging in here. OOOOHHHH!!

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Snarf
Dystopia
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AHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

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JimL2

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More public drunkenness, less public vomit in the Short North.

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Twixlen
Westgate, Columbus
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No open container laws.

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Twixlen
Westgate, Columbus
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A "Running of the Bulls" style event, but with cows & hipsters.

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rus

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Twixlen wrote >>
A "Running of the Bulls" style event, but with cows & hipsters.

Call it 'Blood and Skinny Jeans'... maybe a poster of a single hoof crushing a pair of hipster glasses...

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JimL2

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More murders, the sexiest of all crimes.

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Kbear919
Villaggio Italiano
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Add Jimmies For $.39
Add Whipped Cream or Nuts For $.49
Add Extra Stuff For $.59

Posted 12 months ago #
lilbit
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JimL2 wrote >>
New state bird: A dog wearing sunglasses and a hawaiian shirt, riding a surfboard.

Oh JimL2, you've made my day.

Posted 12 months ago #
Mercurius
First Avenue
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Kasich may have just done his first cool thing ;)

Posted 11 months ago #
Bear
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Mercurius wrote >>
Kasich may have just done his first cool thing ;)

Can't believe I'm gonna, but +1

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