turbo ninja wrote >>
I'm not getting up at 6am so some mouthbreather can argue with me about the price of an old beer mug.
For the VV version, I recall chasing some doofuses off my porch an hour before the sale began. YES I got up early and dragged everything out onto the porch, but now I'm making coffee & eating breakfast & that doesn't mean it's ok to open my gate, walk onto my porch, and lift up the blankets and tarps I have placed over my belongings to indicate "the sale has not yet begun".
Me: What are you doing?
Them: We're just looking.
Me: We're not ready to sell anything yet.
Them: (angrily) I SAID we were just LOOKING! Besides, we put up a bunch of signs around the neighborhood. You'll probably get a lot of business because of OUR hard work!
Then they stormed off the porch, through the gate, across the street, and sat on the porch across the street and glared at us all day. Funny, I never noticed they were my neighbors before. Suck it, oh neighbor!