Nobody is stopping your relationship from occurring...that's my point. Raising a huge deal out of it is pretty...well..pathetic. From there, it extrapolates into legal and financial issues...then blown out of proportion more into a discrimination issue...and so forth. Ultimately, it just becomes one big bantered clusterf and an enormous waste of time. That's coming from an atheist with no plans of marriage, so I'm obviously not against or for the issue. It is what it is. Quit the bantering, go outside, watch the sun rise, and go live your life as usual. Nobody is stopping you besides yourself.
It's pathetic to want equality? You are in over your head, it's best to bow out now before you say something even more ridiculous.