I always loved asking Merc what he'd been up to or what he was gonna do any given night and getting back the answer...I dunno..."breakin' shit and fingerin' bitches."
Nice.
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No rest for the wicked
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My favorite of my dad's: "I couldn't give a flying fart in a windstorm." That one never failed to bug out the eyes of his students.
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Oh, and a favorite of my mom's: "Does a duck have lips?" Nobody can figure out that one.
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Does Caroline Kennedy own a black dress?
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Get in where you fit in.
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My dad still tells me, "You're trying to fit 10lbs of shit in a 1lb bag."
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You can put an expiration date on a turd, but it is still a turd.
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"Sweet fancy Moses"
"If grandpa had tits he'd be grandma"
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"Be strong Mitch"
"Oooooooh Billy"
"If you're feeling froggy, leap"
"you can crap in one hand and hope in the other, see which one fills up first"Posted 3 years ago # -
"If I had a dog with a face like that, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backward."
ETA ok, not so much a saying I guess....
"What crawled up your butt and died?"
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Good enough for government work.
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"if yer skerred, say yer skerred"
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what we got here is a shit sandwich and we all gotta take a bite.
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i'll buy that for a dollar!
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That's some lightweight bullshit!
Hope I got that right Sherm :)
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In high-school I worked in a warehouse moving boxes around. One of my fellow box mules was a charming woman who had no front teeth because her uncle hit her in the face as a teenager with his helmet at the stock car track. She would say anything was so anything I about shit. Like "that abba song was so good, I about shit" Or "that movie was so scary, I about shit" or "he made me so mad I about shit." So, I have always liked that saying.
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Here's one I came up with extemporaneously yesterday:
"More humid than a pair of balls in plastic underpants."
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