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(I know I already posted once, but couldn't pass up my dad's favorite saying):
...slicker than a snotty marble.
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Favorite Sayings
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lifeontwowheels
Highland West
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"When life hands you lemons, make hard lemonade"
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Manatee
The eternal present
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"Well, my great day in the morning!" (Southern)
"STOP doesn't mean 'Squeal Tires On Pavement' or 'Skip Town, Opal's Pregnant" (ex-stepfather)
"Go fart on a log"
"It's on like a steaming pot of neckbones"
"Tight as a bitch and twice as nice"
"Off like a prom dress"
"It's a thing like a chicken wing on a string... every fourth wing gets a string" (former roommate)
"Then I just hate you and I hate your ass face" (Waiting for Guffman)
"Stuff it in my piehole/crawhole/cram it dammit/crawstuffers anonymous" (when eating)
Oh my God I have so many of those. I must be one of those really annoying people whose speech consists entirely of oneliners and bad puns.
Oh well, it's better to laugh at a lot of stupid shit than be really pissed off about a lot of stupid shit.
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Rockmastermike
CORNspiracy HQ
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atalou
ShoNo
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I acquired all of these from my father. They've become my standard response for surprisingly common situations.
When someone makes an unwise move in traffic: "that's how they make angels"
When it looks like someone is having a rough day? "She looks like she's been hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels."
If someone complains of a headache: "If I had a head that looked like that I would expect it to hurt."
In response to someone knocking something over, spilling something, making a ruckus: "We CAN'T have nice things!"
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J.R. Locke
Weinland Park
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"What in Sam's Hell" - Johnny Tremain...how could an English teacher oppose to me saying that in class if we read it :)
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