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Started 3 years ago by catnfiddle
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catnfiddle
Giant Corncob District
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I learned about this game from another forum and thought this group would have fun with it.
This is the evil genie game. How do you play? A person makes a wish and you, being the evil genie, grant the wish in an evil way. After warping the wish, you then make a wish of your own.
Example:
First person: I wish I was popular.
Next person (Evil Genie): * POOF * You are now a bacon cheese burger! Everyone is drooling over you. As for myself, I wish I had a million dollars.
So ... I'll start ...
I wish I had a million dollars ...

Posted 3 years ago #
Rockmastermike
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catnfiddle wrote
I wish I had a million dollars ...
*poof* you have a million dollars...
in pennies.
I wish the Bluejackets will win the Stanley Cup this year

Posted 3 years ago #
catnfiddle
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*BLAMMO*
The BlueJackets take the Stanley Cup... in their new home town of Akron!
(Get the idea?)
Hmmm... I wish this heat wave would break.

Posted 3 years ago #
kessler
Georgian Heights
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PooF !
the blue.jackets. won the stanley cup this year....
however, via an ebay auction and later reported as a stolen item which was sold at this auction!
I wish.. ?? for world peace or light rail for columbus.
edit foiled !
okay
*catnfiddle*
Heat wave ended, however heavy rain should last for 10 days!
I wish repeat ?? light rail for columbus

Posted 3 years ago #
Walker
The KLD / Downtown
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~sh-zam~
You now have a wonderful light rail line.
Running from Downtown Delaware to Polaris Mall.
I wish for downtown parking lots to be filled in. ;)

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Rockmastermike
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Walker wrote
I wish for downtown parking lots to be filled in. ;)
*POOF*
they're filled in... 5 stories tall...
as the latest expansion of the Franklin County Landfill - disposable diaper annex.
I wish... for a really good catfish po-boy sammich!

Posted 3 years ago #
cab124
Downtown Columbus
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Rockmastermike wrote I wish... for a really good catfish po-boy sammich!
*poof*
you now have a catfish po boy sammich. So po that the catfish is not cooked, and still wiggling around a bit...
I wish for a brand new 120-story skyscraper in Downtown Columbus...

Posted 3 years ago #
Bear
The woods
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Shazam!
I wish for three more wishes....

Posted 3 years ago #
catnfiddle
Giant Corncob District
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Bear wrote I wish for three more wishes....
Granted!
*ZIP*
*ZAP*
ZWAP*
Oh, you wanted those for yourself? Sorry, they went to the CEO of Exxon Mobil.
I wish I were about three inches taller.

Posted 3 years ago #
Bear
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catnfiddle wrote I wish I were about three inches taller.
(I can't pass this one up)
Your wish is my command....
I wish the Red Sox would win the world series again.

Posted 3 years ago #
TheOtherZach
Zackass
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I didn't know you were such a big fan of the Little League World Series, but OK.
*poof*
I wish I could find the new iPhone in stock.

Posted 3 years ago #
Rockmastermike
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briggszj wrote
I wish I could find the new iPhone in stock.
Apple Corp, as your stand-in genie grants your wish...
due to technical difficulties it will be at least another month before you can "activate" it...
I wish I could sleep in until 10am before I have to go to work

Posted 3 years ago #
Coremodels
Really close to Explorer's Club.
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Rockmastermike wrote I wish I could sleep in until 10am before I have to go to work
*SHAZAM!*
You awaken at 10:00 AM, well rested, and begin your day as a lunch lady.
I wish I had a wii.

Posted 3 years ago #
laChewla
Victorian Village, The Heart Of It All
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*~Shazzzzing!~*
Wish granted! As your practice your tree pose during your morning wii-yoga session you lose balance, slip off the "mat" and break both your arms - forcing you to wii-bowl with your toes for two months.
...I wish Zach Henkel didn't just get on a plane bound for the west coast - leaving me lonely and slightly sad.

Posted 3 years ago #
catnfiddle
Giant Corncob District
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Granted!
*POOF*
He has decided to increase his refusal to rely on gasoline and is now CYCLING to the West Coast. Hang on folks, this'll take a while.
I wish my cat would learn how to sleep in so I could do the same.

Posted 3 years ago #
enzo

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Magic Pedagic....
Your cat slept in so long causing you to oversleep and be so late for work your boss fires you.
I wish to own and successfully operate my own ayurveda/pilates/yoga/fitness studio within walking distance from my home.

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Horse Chestnut
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enzo wrote I wish toI wish to own and successfully operate my own ayurveda/pilates/yoga/fitness studio within walking distance from my home.
*Poof!* You own and successfully operate your own ayurveda/pilates/yoga/fitness studio within walking distance from my home... conveniently located between a T.J.'s Country Place and an FOP outdoor shooting range!
I wish for the ability to fly!

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Rockmastermike
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enzo wrote
I wish to own and successfully operate my own ayurveda/pilates/yoga/fitness studio within walking distance from my home.
KAZAMO!
Your yoga studio awaits!
(unfortunately on your first day the entire columbus chapter of Burritos Anonymous shows up and the resulting explosive atmosphere created during Pavana-mukta-asana forces the fire marshal to evacuate the building. 5 minutes later the water heater kicks on and blows the entire building to splinters.)
i wish i had another cup of coffee so i could do better than lame fart jokes (edit: and post fast enough to avoid replying to one that has already been replied to. )

Posted 3 years ago #
drew

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Horse Chestnut wrote I wish for the ability to fly!
BLOOP!
Now, just get in the security line with everyone else, and pay no attention to the nice TSA grunt who is eagerly trying to stretch those latex gloves over his freakishly large hands.
I wish for my never-ending project to be complete!

Posted 3 years ago #
catnfiddle
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*PING*
Your "never-ending" project has come to a close. Unfortunately, that project was the last component our evil Swedish overlords were awaiting. They have now shed their blonde buxom outer shells to reveal the true monsters that they are. You will be eaten last in tribute to your service.
I wish my oncoming summer cold would go away before it starts.

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