Hmm. One theory. Karl is Oneillsp96's dad. And he wants him to get a real job, perhaps joining the family business selling used cars and stop following his foolish dreams of creating a documentary film.
If made in the 80's, I could see David Odgen Steirs as Karl, and a young John Cusack as the son.
Oh wait, they already made that movie.
I don't think you would know what a "hipster" is if one walked up and knocked you the fuck out.
Where is the owner/moderator of this site to stop THESE personal attacks?
Is this what an "alternate media outlet" and "thriving business" look like?
Snarf- Look how mad you are. Don't be upset, I'm sure your application to be a hipster will come out of pending status very soon.