Go.

We already have our first entry from a different thread:
Motorist wrote "Little man, if you fuck this up for me, I will come back from the grave to haunt you."





Go.

We already have our first entry from a different thread:
Motorist wrote "Little man, if you fuck this up for me, I will come back from the grave to haunt you."
"Yeah, I'd tap that."
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At least you can get more things up than your arms.
I'm putting you in charge of my Youth for McCain campaign!
"You seem like a nice kid... that almost, and I mean ALMOST, makes me feel sorry for what I'm about to do to you..."
Or given McCain's past,
"She looks like a good starter wife."
or
"Don't worry kid, you can trade up later."
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"Son, since you're going to be so close to this campaign, I've arranged a little trip to give you some experience in the political arena. Your first stop? Oh I've arranged a room for you at the Hilton in Hanoi..."
"Prepare to lose the use of your right hand!"
We do this monthly at Drinking Liberally :lol:
"I only have one rule, and it's this: Only one Palin per man. You got that?"
"Congratulations. And just remember that your soon-to-be mother-in-law is a lifetime member of the NRA."
You're cute, I'd give you a shot at the title too.
"It's nice to meet you, young man. I appreciate your willingness to put up with some of the aspects of being under constant scrutiny of the pubic's eye. Did I say pubic? Hah! Sorry, heh. You get old and you find yourself saying funny things. Do they still make French ticklers? Does she know? I need to find one."
"Way to go, Junior. Ya know, back in my day we had the good sense to put a rubber on"
(ahh delicious irony)
or...
"Yep.... Air Force West Aleutian Radar Patrol... have fun, kid"
hahhah ;p
You are going to have so much fun hanging out with all the celebrity disaster baby's dads! Kevin Federline is pretty cool, but steer clear of Larry Birkhead.
Wow, Trig really got your eyes!
"So.... wanna swap?"
Motorist wrote Wow, Trig really got your eyes!
Nice!
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