I love Halloween and I love candy. I sometimes think that working in a candy factory would be AWESOME. But. There are whole lot of bad candies out there. Think about how horrible it would be to work in a Sugar Daddy or Bit O Honey factory! Or a factory that makes that goo wrapped in orange and black wax paper. Or Milk Duds :) What other candy sucks?
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Anyone remember the sugar stick fake cigarette things?
Man I love having been a kid before all the PC crap ruined kids lives.
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Candy Corn is the WORST
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lifeontwowheels wrote Anyone remember the sugar stick fake cigarette things?
Man I love having been a kid before all the PC crap ruined kids lives.
Real cigs are way better.
Good N Plenty sucks. A person in the room said Necko Wafers (or the existence of NECKO for that matter :wink: )
Peeps/Marshmello candy
Weird Japanese shrimp or ell flavored candy that I can't read the packaging
Weird disgusting Mexican habanero/jalapeno flavored candies that burn your mouth.
Apples
Circus Peanuts
John Candy
Getting bible stories instead of candy
Wax bottles with a drop of colored corn syrup inside!
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Those crappy wax gum teeth...
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turnedNOTburned wrote Those crappy wax gum teeth...
Hey Assperson! Don't make fun of my teeth.
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Roland wrote Candy Corn is the WORST
+1
and.. another +1
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Cyclist wrote Good N Plenty sucks. A person in the room said Necko Wafers
+1
Neckos are just bad...and anything licorice (black)
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You suck. Bit o Honeys are delish.
I hated those candy dots where the paper always stuck to the bag of them.
El-gag-o grody.
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screw all y'all.. necco wafers rock...
(candy corn does suck on the other hand)
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Mary Janes. Ick.
And I always hated getting pennies instead of candy. I could never tell if the people who gave pennies were trying to save our teeth or if they were just too lazy to go out and by candy.
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Ah - so many bad ones. Cyclists, I totally agree on Circus Peanuts. Blech. What flavor was that supposed to be? Definitely not peanut. And Necco Wafers. Are they made on Necco Road just west of Olentangy River behind Target? I'm pretty sure Necco wafers are just cross sections of sidewalk chalk. And osulew - we are forever to disagree. Those dots were great.
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Cyclist wrote Peeps/Marshmello candy
blasphemy!
note to lifeontwowheels: They still make those candy cigarettes, I think I saw them in one of the candy tents at the State Fair.
I don't like black licorice anything.
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The dots were great in theory...if they could just make some kinda paper that doesn't stick all over them. Eating paper is worse than eating velveeta grilled cheese sandwiches. ;)
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osulew wrote The dots were great in theory...if they could just make some kinda paper that doesn't stick all over them. Eating paper is worse than eating velveeta grilled cheese sandwiches. ;)
I really do have to agree with you there. Eating/licking paper is a phobia of mine. But I have become super skilled at eating the dots without touching my tongue to the paper. It's a prying action with your teeth.
Also, I really don't like Tootsie Rolls. Which seem to be the ubiquitous stingy city folks' Halloween go-to. I grew up way out in the country, where my dad had to drive us to the houses - and we got full sized candy bars. I trick or treated in the suburbs once and half of my take was tootsie rolls.
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nasty
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Also bad: those pumpkins made of the same dreck that candy corn is made of. It's a denser, more intense yuck.
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The only candy corn that sucks is the chocolate version.
Original candy corn is awesome.
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I hate those wax soda pop bottle candys that have that colored syrup in them ick
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