Cabot Rea can charm a rabid mongoose into a night of sweet lovemaking.
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A little known fact is that Cabot Rea's sister is Rachel Rea, of EVOO fame. His brother is gea, and they call him Gea Rea, or Gary for short.
Another littler known fact is that Cabot Rea not only enjoys scrapbooking, but he also resides in a Longaberger Basket on the far west side. He also collects Precious Moments figurines.
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8th place... not bad...
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Walker wrote 8th place... not bad...
Just bumped up to 7th!
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Cabot Rea received a Masters Degree in Music from the Republican Guard.
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Did I ever tell you about the time Cabot went hunting? Cabot decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives...except Fleegle.
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cabot rea could have taken all these girls home... but he was too busy being awesome
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my sister and i covered him in silly string while he and a camera man were filming the doo dah parade 20 years ago, that man was pissed!!! he really was , screaming at us!
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CDS sherman wrote my sister and i covered him in silly string while he and a camera man were filming the doo dah parade 20 years ago, that man was pissed!!! he really was , screaming at us!
Cabot Rea's restraint is second only to a dead man.
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skreened wrote
CDS sherman wrote my sister and i covered him in silly string while he and a camera man were filming the doo dah parade 20 years ago, that man was pissed!!! he really was , screaming at us!
Cabot Rea's restraint is second only to a dead man.
i know, he almost ate my sister....
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Cabot produces no bodily waste. He recycles all matter internally to fuel his powerfully psychic brain functions. ~~~~~~
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One time I was with Rea in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer.
Rea goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Cabot Rea! SAY IT!'
Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Cabotrea'...
It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!
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CDS sherman wrote
skreened wrote
CDS sherman wrote my sister and i covered him in silly string while he and a camera man were filming the doo dah parade 20 years ago, that man was pissed!!! he really was , screaming at us!
Cabot Rea's restraint is second only to a dead man.
i know, he almost ate my sister....
keyword. . . almost.
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captain janks wrote One time I was with Rea in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer.
Rea goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Cabot Rea! SAY IT!'
Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'Cabotrea'...
It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!
LOL!
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Cabot Rea once did a story on the Arnold Fitness Expo.
He challenged a guy to a push up contest and won, handily, when it was determined that Cabot wasn't actually pushing himself off the ground, he was pushing the earth down.
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let me get stoned real quick and come up with a good one...lol
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Cabot Rea, or "Cabbage Ray" as he is known by many, once falsely declared he was "65 or older" at Tee Jayes so he could enjoy the Tuesday night Senior Special of Cabbage Roll (choice of two side dishes, biscuit or roll) for $4.95. The management was quickly on to him and charged him the non-Senior full price.
:oops:
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Cabot Rea's parents named him that because they're yuppie douchebags.
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I heard his real name is "Eat Cobra", but decided it wasn't cool enough, so he rearranged the letters and came up with his current nomenclature.
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Cabot Rae keeps Andrea Cambern under his kitchen sink. He allows her to come out only to do news casts, charity events, and wash his dishes......and she's grateful for his kindness!
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