What are some of the best you've seen?
This morning I saw: "I *club* my wife"
*club* being the card symbol for suit of clubs. LOL.
Also of worthy mention:
"God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him"
:D





What are some of the best you've seen?
This morning I saw: "I *club* my wife"
*club* being the card symbol for suit of clubs. LOL.
Also of worthy mention:
"God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him"
:D
how can i be overdrawn? i still have checks left!
a lot of people don't like bumper stickers. i don't mind bumper stickers. to me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. it's like a little sign that says 'hey, let's never hang out.' :D
"Ban Bumperstickers"

LOL
The thing that bothers me about bumper stickers, is that it seems to be all or nothing. No one is content with one bumper sticker to support a cause, once you cross that threshold of bumper stickers on your car being okay there is no turning back.
kinda like, if you are going to put 1 troll doll on your car, an army of them will amass shortly after along with other sordid toys.
I like bumper sticker reading while on road trips...so entertaining. However, when cars are coated in stickers I feel like I might crash trying to read them all!!!
Tigertree wrote The thing that bothers me about bumper stickers, is that it seems to be all or nothing. No one is content with one bumper sticker to support a cause, once you cross that threshold of bumper stickers on your car being okay there is no turning back.
Not true, I say.
I received one as part of being a yearly donor to KEXP.org
I display it proudly.
Ndcent wrote "Ban Bumperstickers"
Walker wrote
Along the same self-referential lines, there's a green Honda around town with a vanity plate that says NOTHING. I wonder if BLANK was already taken.
"Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit."
swan wrote a lot of people don't like bumper stickers. i don't mind bumper stickers. to me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. it's like a little sign that says 'hey, let's never hang out.' :D
That reminds of the late great Mitch Hedberg talking about being handed flyers on the street, "It's like, 'Hey, why don't you throw this out for me?'"
I gave my mother my old Saturn about three years ago now. I figured at the time she'd scrape the bumper stickers off of it, which was a small price to pay for a free car. She still hasn't removed them, though - I get such a kick out of it every time I see it. The standard NIN in a box, Kraftwerk, Spahn Ranch, Sister Machine Gun (SMASH YOUR RADIO), KMFDM (with the cover art from NAIVE), Einsturzende Neubauten (the urinating horse), etc.
To top it all off, I had a little green one in the corner that said "#!usr/bin/perl" just in case the industrial music pantheon didn't convince everyone I was a n-n-n-nerd. I'm not sure what I thought that one did for me back in '98 ("In your face, Python!").
I'm sort of past plastering my car with badges for my favorite bands and programming languages, but it's nice to be able to go visit it every once in a while.
But. oh, my poor mother!
Edit: Oh - I just remembered the Damage Manual one: I *heart* DAMAGE! Classic.
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