
its that special time of the MONTH
get those pads on






its that special time of the MONTH
get those pads on
pads...huh
Pads are so "in" right now. I'm wearing three at this very moment. 8)
Gonna be a hot party tonight. I will unleash a Guinness Fury while telling bad pirate jokes.
Q: What did the pirate have to say about the steering wheel attached to his crotch?
A: AARRRR!!! IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!!!!
How much did it cost a pirate to pierce his ears??
A-buck-an-ear! ARRRRGH!!!
Did Jen happen to hook up with Captain Morgain for this one? Would definitely add ambience to have that Pirate guy walking around...
no but i got PLENTY of eye patches to go around......
Nice...I'll be sure to rattle my saber at you to get one...
Where does a pirate eat lunch?
Arrrby's!
Shiver me timbers, I may get me a pirate hooker tonight after all. Where's me tankard of mead and the pirate ale wench?
What does a pirate do on vacation?
He gets some AARRRR & AARRRR
Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast??
IHOP - ARRRR!!!
Ndcent wrote Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast??IHOP - ARRRR!!!
Best pirate joke so far. Wait, I mean... FAAAARRRR!!!
what do you call a pirate that skips class?
captain hookey
What do you call a pirate that loves ass?
A Butt Pirate
well that was fun. :P
Q: what was the name of the celebrity pirate song?
A: We Arrrrr the World
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