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April Fool's Day
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Well, the Economist ran a dry, unfunny chart. But I think it used a Britishism that I didn't understand, so mission failed.
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I haven't heard of much April fools-related, but I did just hear about the big gas leak scare on Gay street. Near Glimcher, I think.
Holy crap, what's up with that?
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[quote="Drew"]I did just hear about the big gas leak scare on Gay street. Near Glimcher, I think.
Ha ha! Now that's funny!!! Wait, what?
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One of the supervisors that works for me came in my office this morning and said. "Did you hear Hillary is going to appoint Mayor Coleman as her Vice President?? It's all over the radio." After taking about 5 seconds to digest this. I simply shook my head at him and said "It's April fools day moron" At which time he felt like a complete retard for having believed this on the radio....
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I heard enzo was getting a double quarter pounder for lunch.
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My mom, a brunette, told she died her hair blonde and didn't want me to freak out when she comes down here this weekend.
Totally got me! Hilarious.
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John Ross wrote My mom, a brunette, told she died her hair blonde and didn't want me to freak out when she comes down here this weekend.
Totally got me! Hilarious.
Ross-a-roni, please post a pic of your mom. See sounds hot!
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Our power went out last night and my girlfriend set the time on the clock to PM instead of AM, so she kind of pulled an accidental April Fool's Day prank on herself and was more than an hour late to work.
I woke up from a nightmare about my ex-fiance this morning, so I think my subconscious was playing a prank on me. My subconscious is a bastard.
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Cyclist wrote
John Ross wrote My mom, a brunette, told she died her hair blonde and didn't want me to freak out when she comes down here this weekend.
Totally got me! Hilarious.
Ross-a-roni, please post a pic of your mom. See sounds hot!
She is hot. And I do owe you one after that portrait your girl sent me last week. Hot!
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[quote="Wallis"]
Drew wrote I did just hear about the big gas leak scare on Gay street. Near Glimcher, I think.
Ha ha! Now that's funny!!! Wait, what?
We moved. Our innovative new office space is at 180 E. Broad St. :D
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Tigertree wrote I heard enzo was getting a double quarter pounder for lunch.
I actually had sausage, gravy biscuits and a big glass of non organic whole milk and a Hostess Fruit Pie. I am going to smoke some cigarettes here in a minute after I hook up with an ultra hairy guy who can only last 2 pumps. :lol:
Seriously, Core made me breakfast in bed today and Roy read me the paper. Thanks loves!
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I just got a haircut and had an interview for an office job! The pay is ok, but I'm really attracted to the security of a career & the routine of doing the same thing every day for the next 20 years or so. Now if I can just sell off some of these motorcycles and basses to buy some kickass suits, I'll be set.
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We actually sell some pretty kickass suits once you unload those basses.
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enzo wrote
Tigertree wrote I heard enzo was getting a double quarter pounder for lunch.
I actually had sausage, gravy biscuits and a big glass of non organic whole milk and a Hostess Fruit Pie. I am going to smoke some cigarettes here in a minute after I hook up with an ultra hairy guy who can only last 2 pumps. :lol:
Seriously, Core made me breakfast in bed today and Roy read me the paper. Thanks loves!
I'm with you on sausage gravy. I couldn't eat that if my life depended on it. Any type of gravy, really, but especially white gravies. :)
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[quote="enzo"]
Wallis wrote
Drew wrote I did just hear about the big gas leak scare on Gay street. Near Glimcher, I think.
Ha ha! Now that's funny!!! Wait, what?
We moved. Our innovative new office space is at 180 E. Broad St. :D
Oh, yeah... that's where it was... :oops:
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blammo wrote I just got a haircut and had an interview for an office job! The pay is ok, but I'm really attracted to the security of a career & the routine of doing the same thing every day for the next 20 years or so. Now if I can just sell off some of these motorcycles and basses to buy some kickass suits, I'll be set.
You made me choke on my popsicle.
Then I got kind of sweaty and queasy just thinking of you doing that. :shock:
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blammo wrote I just got a haircut and had an interview for an office job! The pay is ok, but I'm really attracted to the security of a career & the routine of doing the same thing every day for the next 20 years or so. Now if I can just sell off some of these motorcycles and basses to buy some kickass suits, I'll be set.
I see an M/I home in your future.
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Drew wrote
blammo wrote I just got a haircut and had an interview for an office job! The pay is ok, but I'm really attracted to the security of a career & the routine of doing the same thing every day for the next 20 years or so. Now if I can just sell off some of these motorcycles and basses to buy some kickass suits, I'll be set.
I see an M/I home in your future.
I'll look into it as soon as I get back from the tanning salon.
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