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Rockmastermike
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http://ukpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5jPokLyQrCyRlYxdF_wMONjv2gPow
The Press Association wrote
Ex-Sex Pistol Lydon turns to butter
4 hours ago
Former Sex Pistols singer John Lydon is now advertising butter - in stark contrast to his punk rock days when he proclaimed: "I am an antichrist, I am an anarchist."
Decked out in an English gentleman-style tweed outfit, Lydon - whose used the stage name Johnny Rotten - features in adverts for Country Life butter which will hit screens in October.
As part of his first television advertising campaign, Lydon gallivants around various British locations as he tries to decide why he thinks Country Life butter is his favourite brand.
The advert concludes, "It's not about Great Britain, it's about great butter", and will first be screened during the ITV Pride of Britain Awards next month.
LOLZERS!

Posted 3 years ago #
brothermarcus
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Shall we import lard or steel? Let me tell you- preparedness makes us powerful. Butter merely makes us fat.

Posted 3 years ago #
Manatee
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Guns Before Butter
All this talk of blood and iron
It's the cause of all my shaking
The fatherland's no place to die for
It makes me want to run out shouting
I hear such talk of guns and butter
That's something we can do without
If men are only blood and iron
Oh Doctor Doctor, what's in my shirt?
Just keep quiet, no room for doubt
I'm hearing talk of joy in labour
I'll tell you this you can leave me out
The motherland's no place to cry for
I want some sand to hide my head in
I'm hearing talk of strength in labour
That's something I can do without
If I'm only blood and iron
Oh Doctor Doctor, what's in my shirt
Just keep quiet, no room for doubt
Gang of Four

Posted 3 years ago #
Bear
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Marketing genius: "Let's get a guy named Rotten to promote our butter."
Next up: CGI'ed / posthumously vidspliced Sid Vicious adverts for pit bull rescue.

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Manatee
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There's nothing more booji than the Sex Pistols. Not even butter. Butter is actually refreshingly real in comparison.

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Rockmastermike
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Manatee wrote There's nothing more booji than the Sex Pistols. Not even butter. Butter is actually refreshingly real in comparison.
mmmm.... rich creamery butter.....

Posted 3 years ago #
michaelcoyote
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Manatee wrote There's nothing more booji than the Sex Pistols. Not even butter. Butter is actually refreshingly real in comparison.
Even Malcolm Mclaren can't corrupt butter

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Rockmastermike
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michaelcoyote wrote
Manatee wrote There's nothing more booji than the Sex Pistols. Not even butter. Butter is actually refreshingly real in comparison.
Even Malcolm Mclaren can't corrupt butter
the movie "Caligula" forever corrupted butter in my mind.

Posted 3 years ago #
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Rockmastermike wrote
michaelcoyote wrote
Manatee wrote There's nothing more booji than the Sex Pistols. Not even butter. Butter is actually refreshingly real in comparison.
Even Malcolm Mclaren can't corrupt butter
the movie "Caligula" forever corrupted butter in my mind.
I think you mean Brando in "Last Tango in Paris".
"Get me da buttah" **shudder**

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Manatee
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Rockmastermike wrote
michaelcoyote wrote
Manatee wrote There's nothing more booji than the Sex Pistols. Not even butter. Butter is actually refreshingly real in comparison.
Even Malcolm Mclaren can't corrupt butter
the movie "Caligula" forever corrupted butter in my mind.
"Caligula" corrupted everything, everywhere, forever.
Also "Salo", and almost anything by Michael Haneke.
"Trouble Every Day" by Claire Denis was another one in that category, although I find it very beautiful (especially the score by Tindersticks).

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Rockmastermike
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Manatee wrote
Also "Salo", and almost anything by Michael Haneke.
"Trouble Every Day" by Claire Denis was another one in that category, although I find it very beautiful (especially the score by Tindersticks).
I had no idea butter was used for nefarious purposes in so many movies

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Manatee
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Rockmastermike wrote
Manatee wrote
Also "Salo", and almost anything by Michael Haneke.
"Trouble Every Day" by Claire Denis was another one in that category, although I find it very beautiful (especially the score by Tindersticks).
I had no idea butter was used for nefarious purposes in so many movies
Er, those last ones weren't necessarily cases of butter-abuse, just generally shocking.

Posted 3 years ago #
drew

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It's a very simple marketing formula really... when you sell real butter you use Sid Vicious. When you sell fake butter...

Posted 3 years ago #
Cookie
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I can't believe it's not Sid Vicious!

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Rockmastermike
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Drew wrote It's a very simple marketing formula really... when you sell real butter you use Sid Vicious. When you sell fake butter...
so what you're saying is that Johnny Rotten is the anti-Fabio?

Posted 3 years ago #
misskitty
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He may have said he was a antichrist but the sad truth is he is just a slave to the machine . You cant fight it something will always bring you back to that machine !

Posted 3 years ago #
Walker
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Meh. I guess I was expecting something better.

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Tenzo
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