Reasons Cleveland is cooler than you:
Cleveland Museum of Art, Severance Hall, the Cleveland Orchestra, Playhouse Square, The Cavs, The Browns, great jazz scene, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, Great Lakes Science Center, Lakewood, The Beachland Ballroom and Tavern, The Grogg Shop, Peabody's Downunder, The Galleria, Tower City, The Detroit Superior Bridge, Case Western University, world class architecture, Cuyahoga Valley National Park, Tremont, Ohio City, Little Italy, Cleveland Museum of Natural History, Opera Cleveland, Lake Erie, Great Lakes Brewing Company, Rust Belt charm, RTA (named best in USA in 2007), Cleveland Hopkins International Airport, Greater Cleveland Area, Blossom, the Lumberjacks, the Crunch, proximity to Cedar Point - America's Roller Coast, affordable, Cleveland Institute of Music, Cleveland Institute of Art, outdoor ice skating at University Circle, Cleveland Botanical Gardens, Cleveland Public Libraries, the Cleveland Music Settlement, Western Reserve Historical Society, the Agora, Mayfield Heights, Bone Thugs & Harmony, surfing.........I'll gladly list more...