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$20 a month on paper towels?

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  1. joev

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    I'm a sucker for those cheesy as seen on TV commercials. They're so blatantly manipulative, but entertaining. That pet comb that gets a whole dog's worth of hair of your animal? Awesome. That device that cuts open plastic packaging with ease? Genius. Head On (apply directly to forehead)? I've never tried it and it doesn't make any claims of being effective for anything, but so cool! Lots of these commericals tout European design or German engineering.

    Billy Mays - that bearded guy who seems to be yelling even when talking at a normal decibel level - is a true salesman.

    Recently, I've seen ads for the Sham-Wow! A towel that absorbs all sorts of spills without any effort at all! The spokesman is a new guy - not Billy Mays, and a little more shystery. The one claim I can't get past: he tells us that we're already spending $20 a month on paper towels. Really? I can't remember the last time I bought a single roll of paper towels. They make these things called rags - once you buy them, they last almost forever, and they cost like 25 cents.

    So really, I'm just burned out on election stuff. But does anyone really spend $20 a month on paper towels?

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  2. Ndcent

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    Paper towels are cash money, homie.

    I shudder at the missuse of them.

    Shamwow is mad dirty though.

    As for "rags"? Well I don't like that word.

    Carry on.

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  3. Motorist

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    joev wrote I'mThat pet comb that gets a whole dog's worth of hair of your animal? Awesome.

    If you're talking about the Furminator, that thing really is an engineering marvel. I once got an entire grocery bag of cat hair off of my cats in about 10 minutes with that thing.

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  4. joev

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    I had a feeling you would be the first to respond.

    How do you misuse a paper towel? My grandpa cuts papertowels into quarters and uses them as napkins.

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  5. Ndcent

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    joev wrote I had a feeling you would be the first to respond.

    How do you misuse a paper towel? My grandpa cuts papertowels into quarters and uses them as napkins.

    Paper towel missuse:

    Washing your hands, and pulling not one but two or dear god THREE paper towels of the roll to dry your hands.

    Use the fucking dish towel, wastoid!

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  6. joev

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    Isn't that what pants are for?

    Posted 1 year ago # |
  7. Hael

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    joev wrote But does anyone really spend $20 a month on paper towels?

    I know I dont. In fact, I will use a paper towel (Brawny FTW) multiple times if its only used for drying off my hands. Towel drys out, its ready for another usage! Takes me awhile to get thru that roll of Brawny.

    And yes, Billy Mays is the real deal. That guy could sell a refrigerator to an Eskimo.

    Then there is this clown...

    I cant take this guy seriously.

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  8. vestanpance

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    I use paper towels for everything... I must be the debil

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  9. lifeliberty

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    When I dispose of the motor oil by dumping it in a hole in the ground I've dug, I use paper towels to clean up any oil I've spilled. Paper towels are also handy for cleaning up anything spilled when pouring antifreeze down the storm sewer drains.

    When I' run out of money I burn paper towels instead.

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  10. joev

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    lifeliberty wrote When I dispose of the motor oil by dumping it in a hole in the ground I've dug, I use paper towels to clean up any oil I've spilled. Paper towels are also handy for cleaning up anything spilled when pouring antifreeze down the storm sewer drains.

    When I' run out of money I burn paper towels instead.

    The Sham-Wow burns 40% hotter, 50% longer and 25% dirtier than the average paper towel. Check it out.

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  11. vestanpance

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    say goodbye a little longer... kiss a little longer... make it last a little longer... longer with Sham-Wows

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  12. Hael

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    lifeliberty wrote When I dispose of the motor oil by dumping it in a hole in the ground I've dug...

    off topic: seems like a lot of work. I just pour my used oil and oil filter into the Olentangy River from atop the W Dodridge Street bridge.

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  13. pixlfarmer

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    I've got one of those shamwow type things... that material has been around a long time. I use a washcloth size one as a backpacking towel, and i will attest that it is truly awesome. It really soaks up about anything, and is nearly dry after you wring it out. $20 + S&H is ridiculous though... I think I purchased a large sheet for $5 at a truckstop ages ago, then cut it into a couple smaller sizes. It honestly does work like in the commercial.

    The thing that really kills me is Bill May's "Mighty Putty!" It's called plumbers putty in real life, and you can get a bunch for a couple bucks at any hardware store. It's just a plastic epoxy, and has probably been around for eons.

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  14. joev

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    pixlfarmer wrote

    The thing that really kills me is Bill May's "Mighty Putty!" It's called plumbers putty in real life, and you can get a bunch for a couple bucks at any hardware store. It's just a plastic epoxy, and has probably been around for eons.

    I bought Mighty Putty at Target last weekend! $9.99. Then I got home and instead of sticking it to a leaky pipe, I just tigheted the seal. Problem solved, but I wouldn't have done it without Mighty Putty! I think I'm going to hang a mirror with it, though!

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  15. th0m

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    vestanpance wrote say goodbye a little longer... kiss a little longer... make it last a little longer... longer with Sham-Wows

    :lol:

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  16. lifeliberty

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    just look what the sham wow did for Bob!

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  17. Coremodels

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    I've had Mighty Putty for like a year, and it hasn't successfully fixed anything yet.

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  18. lifeliberty

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  19. Walker

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    Hahahaha. The people wearing their snuggies outdoors in groups make it look like they're in a cult.

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  20. lifeliberty

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    :lol:

    I couldn't place why that looked so freakin wrong and creepy :shock: , that is it! That is so funny.

    Posted 1 year ago # |